Levi X Reader Smut&Fluff OneShots

Officer!Levi x Missing!Reader

AN:
I'm basing this one shot off of Season 1: Episodes 1-4 of The Walking Dead cause I haven't really seen any zombie apocalypse type AUs and yea. This is gonna have 4 parts and this is part 1 soooo Enjoy :)
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"Whats the difference between men and women?" , I said handing a napkin to Erwin. We were eating our lunch in my car in front of a gas station.
"This a joke?"
"No I'm serious". I. Reached down for a french fry and dipped it in ketchup, Erwin following the same action. "Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. Guess they're born thinking the switch only goes one way-- on".
I chuckled at his words while staring out at the cars passing up and down the highway.
"See I come home. House all lit up. And my job, you see, apparently-- because my chromosomes happen to be different-- I've got to walk through that house that house, turn off every. Single. Light. This woman left on."
"Is that true?"
"Yeah. Mhm. Oh Reverend Erwin gonna preach it to ya now, boy".

Both of use laugh a bit.
"Look,look. The same woman will bitch on and on about global warming. This is where Reverend Erwin wants to say, 'Darling, maybe you and every other pair of boobs on this planet just figure out the light switch, you see, goes BOTH ways, maybe we would have much global warming', You know?".
"Did you really say it like that?"
"Well um, a more...polite version", he says chuckling at the end, making me chuckle as well.
"Then she starts complaining about the power bill and turn of the damn lights and all that jazz"
"What you say back to that?"
"Well, what I wanted to say was 'Bitch you've been hearing this your ENTIRE life and your still to damn stupid to turn of a switch?!', BUT I DIDN'T ACTUALLY SAY THAT THOUGH!"

We both were laughing again. "Very. WISE",was all I could say back to him. It was silent for awhile until he finally spoke up again with his big ass mouth.
"So. How's (Y/n)?"
I was silent for a moment. "She's Um..she's good-- good at turning off lights."
He nodded at me gesturing me to continue. "We didn't really have a great night. I don't really express my feelings sometimes, so whenever i try, everything I say makes her a bit impatient. Like she never wanted to hear it. She's mad at me a lot and I really don't know why."
He nodded. "It's just something couples go through. Its like..like a phase."
I was silent once again for only a few seconds. "The last thing she said this morning...was...'Sometimes I wonder if you care about us at all'." I turned my head towards him wearing my emotionless expression. "She said that in front of our kid...imagine just going to school with that as your main priority in your head. The difference between men...and woman? I would NEVER say something that cruel to her. Especially in front of Eren."
I stared down at the steering wheel until the radio beeped and was heard loud and clear:

"All available units, high-speed pursuit in progress. Linden County units request local assistance. Highway 18 eastbound. GTA, ADW. 2-14, 2-4-3. Advise extreme caution".

Erwin gathered up the trash as I started the engine and began driving but drove by a trash can so Erwin could lean out and throw it away. I started the sirens to let everyone on the street know that this is an urgent situation and they need to move outta my way immediately.

As we began approaching the radio beeped and the lady spoke again and gave small warnings and advisements to be prepared for an open fire. One police car stayed behind but I pulled up a bit more, slamming on my brakes. Erwin and I got out and placed a type of mechanic that will pop the tires of the upcoming criminals. We hurriedly got back into the car and reversed to where another police car remained. Erwin handed me my handgun which is now fully loaded thanks to him and we all took cover behind our cars, locked and loaded, and ready to fire.
"Sounds like they've been chasing these idiots up and down every back road we've got", said one of my comrades, Petra Ral. "Maybe we'll get on one of them video shows, you know? Like 'World's Craziest Police Chases.'
What do you think, Ackerman?" I clicked my tongue in annoyance and gave the other officer a glare. "What I think, Olou, is you need to stay focused for once, make sure you've got a round in the chamber and the safety off."