Onelove.fangirl

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The song is wild ft Alessia cara by troye Sivan ITS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD THSES PAST FEW DAYS IN MY HEAD AND OH MY GODS
anyways enjoy...

onelove.fangirl messaged you
*sings:
We're alike you and i
Two blue hearts locked in our minds
So can we make the most out of no time?
Can you hold me?
Can you make me leave my demons and broken piece behind?
Cus there's still too long til the weekend,
Too long til I drown in you hands
Too long since I've been a fool
Ahhhhh you heard it too?
ITS MY NEW FAVOURITE SONG OMG
HAHA I knew you'd like it
Obviously
ITS SOOOO GOOD
And catchy.
I know.
So what u been up to these days?
It's been a while since I heard from u.
I dunno.
This and that.
U know the usual.
Hmmm.
Smae
What
Same
Anything exciting happen?
No...
Just same old me
Same old u makes something funny and ridiculous happen everyday.
I think you've just proven that you know me better than I know myself.
I know (≧≦)
So...
So what?
U gonna tell me what crazy and ridiculous stuff u've been up to?
Let me think....
I fell in a puddle today.
Of cousre U did. What happened
Well I was talking to Jesse, he was walking beside me
Who's Jesse
Fried
*Friend
Fried friend?
In a way....
Anyways
I was talking to Jesse and u know, usual me
I'm comfortable around everyone
Lol no
Anyways
I...
I
I don't actually remember
???
I think I was showing him my books.
My bag was really heavy...
I'd just come from the library
I think...
Maybe I just fell...
Maybe he pushed me...
Really hard apparently
It seems like something Jesse would do actually
U check for amnesia?
Hmmm
No
I fell on my butt though... (It wouldn't be the first time, it's a long story)
Does that count?
I thought it was only when u  hit ur head
Meh same thing
No it's not
Yeah
It's ur body
But two ends of it
Meh same thing.
Oh my gods. What am I going to Do with you?
If you could send me to camp half blood or hogwarts it would be much appreciated.
That was Smooth
*flips hair
I was being sarcastic.
Shhh
Let me have my moment
Lol okay.
Seriously though.
If you turn out to be a satyr in disguise and actually get me to camp half blood, I'll kiss u
I'm not sure if I want u to kiss me.
Why not.
Everyone wants me to kiss them
Liar
I came to have a good time, and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now,
U misused ur commas
I repeat: I came to have a good time
AND IM FEELING ATTACKED RIGHT NOW.
LET ME BE
if I let you be, you'd probably end up in garbage bin somewhere in New York with no memory of anything whatsoever
Or worse, EXPELLED
Hey isn't that what happened with apollo in trials of apollo?
I'd like you to know that I'm currently pulling my hair out
That doesn't sound very pleasant, how's it working out for you?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Dead sirius.
(-_-)
I think I'm just gonna dig a whole a die
Is it time?
No
Then why?
Because u are shucking frustrating and it's driving me crazy
Well that's not very nice.
UGHHHHHHHHHHHH
That doesn't sound very fun...
YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY
I KNOW *inserts smiling and sticking out tongue emojis
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
I gotta go
Bye
WAIT
WHERE ARE U GOUNG? U can't leave me
HEY
HELLO
HEY
JESSICA
JENNY
KATHERINE
MIA
CASSANDRA
ALESSIA
PERCY
ANNABETH
HAZEL
HELLO
ROSIE
KAT
(I just realised I don't actually know ur name...)
U CANT LEAVE ME
AT LEAST TELL ME UR NAME
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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