Intro

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by Katzchen1

by Katzchen1

Please have in mind that Pein-sama is going to be just a tad bit ooc because it IS meant to be a humorous story✨

It had been a long while since anything interesting happened to you. Don't get me wrong-- being a strong kunoichi was fun and all.. But missions were becoming less and less interesting. Being an ANBU ninja was beginning to bore you.

"- That is why I'm here.. Join the Akatsuki or die" the man with the strange eyes and weird peircings said. You looked at him and shrugged, sliding your mask back on. "Sure, why not" You stated, walking towards the dangerous man. "I am Pein, I am a God and as your Leader-- "

[Stomach Growl]

"Could you get on with it? I'm hungry" You stated. At this point, you were beginning to lose what was left of your attention for the man. Pein exhaled, an angry tick mark beginning to appear "How DARE you interrupt me, peasant" he growled, stepping closer to you. You were beginning to shrink under his intense stare but the ANBU mask you wore prevented him from seeing your 'scared shitless' face. "Follow me.. Stupid woman. " he turned around and began to walk towards the forest with you trailing behind him like a lost puppy.

{ 10 Minutes Later.. }

The man came to a complete stop, making you bump into him. "You know what, since you had been nothing but ungrateful to your GOD. You shall be our maid UNTIL I lift the punishment. " Pein stated, "Maid?! But--"

Cue the terrifying eyes, glaring at you.

"Yes. Maid. I will assign you to a member as their personal maid" he said.

"F-Fine.." You mumbled, crossing your arms not wanting to anger the scary man. ' This can't be happening!! I'm the strongest Kunoichi of my village, damn it! ' you thought, as you continued to follow the arrogant man. You glared daggers at the back of his head. "If you don't stop your insolent glaring, I'll add more time to your punishment" he said, not even caring to turn around. Looking away immediately, you looked forward to find a cave.

Deep inside the cave was a large boulder, which moved when Pein approached. Your stomach growled again, earning another intense glare from the man. "..Whaaat? I haven't had breakfast" you pouted. Pein rolled his eyes and walked inside the base with you behind him. "Everyone, behind me is (f/n) (l/n).. Our maid for the time being, she shall serve the member that I assign her to until I lift the punishment" he stated, making you roll your eyes. "Punishment, un?" One of the members asked. Unfortunately , you couldn't see them since you were behind the tall man.

"She's suppose to be a new member, but since she decided to be an ungrateful little thing, I have decided to inflict a punishment" He answered. You let out a "Tch." by accident causing the man infront of you to move and glare at you "More time has been added to the punishment" Pein growled.

The members looked at you, making you feel nervous. If it wasn't for the ANBU mask covering your face, you would've looked weak towards the other members. "Great, another fucking masked freak" a silver haired man growled, making you annoyed. "Oi, says the man with the pink eyes" you retorted. "Bitch! They're purple!" He yelled back.

The members felt lightning between you and the silver haired.

"Anyways.. The member you shall be assigned to is..."