A stand up comedy?

89 6 3
                                    

Naegi: A dare from LanaTime !
"I dare Naegi and Togami to perform a stand up comedy together."

Naegi: WAI WHAAAA

Togami: You've read it correct, for once, Naegi.

Admin: But I've always wanted to do a comedy show with Togami!

Kirigiri: I'm sorry.

Togami: I'm not doing this.

Naegi: Yeah! Togami isn't the slightest bit comedic.

Admin: LIAR! LIAR!

Aoi: There is a forfeit!

Togami: Thank the sweet, holy lord.

Hagakure: You have to hug Hifu-

Togami & Naegi: Let's do this.

Hifumi: TOGAMI, NAEGI. WHY ;-;

Leon: Well, I'm buying a ticket for sure.

Admin: I'M BUYING TWO!

Everyone buys a ticket, even Togami because he's so prideful.

The curtains draw...

Naegi: Uh, hai.

Naegi: I'm John Cena and this is Togami.

Admin, Aoi & Sayaka: *snickers*

Togami: *whispers* Why did we agree to this?

Naegi: Shut up, Togami.

Naegi: Hehe, weird, aint he? One time he sold one of the most valuable books in the country to buy a weeks supply of popcorn!

Togami: THAT NEVER HAPPENED!

Naegi: I'll be sure to come round to yours!

Everyone: *laughs*

Togami: Well, Naegi once...uh.

Togami: Uh...

Togami: Ate an apple?

Naegi: *gaspu*

Everyone: *dying in laughter*

Admin: *rolling on the floor.* lmao

Kirigiri: *holding banners*

Sayaka: TEAM NAEGI!

Admin & Fukawa: TEAM TOGAMI!

Togami: I win.

Naegi: This isn't a stand up comedy! This is...trash!

Togami: I'm leaving...

Admin: Can I come?

Togami: If you wish.

Admin: HAHA TOGAMI RESPECTS ME.

Naegi: Next dare...I guess

Ask Or Dare: DANGANRONPA 1Donde viven las historias. Descúbrelo ahora