Emoji Movie

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Yana: I got bored so I gave them a dare lol

Mastermind! Togami: Did you really just use the abbreviation 'lol'?

Yana: Bitch shut yo ass up

Naegi: What? You gave us a dare?

Yana: Yup!

Hagakure: This better be about weed.

Kirigiri: This is going to be just peachy.

Yana: I dare all of you to watch the emoji movie!

Kirigiri: I thought so...

Aoi: HOLY CRIPPLE CRAP

Mastermind! Togami: How utterly despairing.

Celestia: I cannot say that I am looking forward to this piece of media.

Yana: Trust me, this shit is pretty bad.

Junko: Wait? You *saw* the fucking Emoji Movie?

Yana: *shudders*

Leon: Jesus, and I thought you were an okay person.

Hagakure: Is this shit on drugs?

Yana: Depends if you are, sweetheart.

Hagakure: Did she just call me sweetheart?

Yana: 😘😘

Naegi: I thought you liked Togami!

Mastermind! Togami: She appears to have gone off this phase

Naegi: Does this mean Togami belongs to Bonberry?

Bonberry: *is hugging Saihara in the corner.*

Kirigiri: It appears not.

Yana: ON WITH THE DARE BIACH.

Junko: I'm too lazy at the moment...try next week sweetie...

Yana: FUCK YOU BIACH

Naegi: Why are you always saying 'biach'?

Yana: NOT TELLING BIACH

Aoi: Maybe we should get this over with, and then we can eat donuts!

Sakura: What if I sneak protein into it?

Aoi: THEN I'LL DIE

Sayaka: Emojis are so kawaii!

Naegi: Not in a movie!

Yana: LET'S WATCH IT

Leon: Fine...!

-Timeskip brought to you by Saihara's hat-

Mondo: P-please save me

Ishimaru: EMOJIS ARE NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT

Sayaka: This movie looks like a baka! Baka baka baka baka baka!

Naegi: Oh my god, stop with the god damn weebs!

Aoi: DONUTS!

Chihiro: The fuck did you say that for?

Aoi: It's all I gotta say!

Junko: *eats popcorn*

Hifumi: I wonder if there's an emoji maid cafè!

Yana: *blows whistle* Bad Yamada! No!

Kirigiri: It's starting

Celestia: Oh dear

Mastermind! Togami: Do not subject me to this abuse

Yana: I fucking will

Bonberry: NU! MY INNOCENT EYES! PLS NU

(Timeskip)

Naegi: So, what did everyone think?

Kirigiri: I wanna kill myself really bad right now.

Hifumi: I was ashamed at the lack of boding between Gene and Jailbreak!

Celestia: How repulsive of you to say.

Leon: I hated it, how about you Ayana?

Yana: *has Vietnam flashbacks*

Mondo: I-I think we killed her

Bonberry: *buries face in Saihara and cries*

Saihara: *pets head* there there, now, it was just a movie.

Ayana: THAT. WAS. TOO. TRAUMATISING *dies*

Togami: I quite enjoyed it actually.

Everyone: *gASPU*

Toko: B-B-Byakuya-Sama! Y-you've betrayed me, m-my beloved w-w-w-white knight!

Celestia: This is not what I imagined

Naegi: Well, uh, let's move onto another dare now...

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