Ask Or Dare: DANGANRONPA 1

please no...just no

Naegi: A dare from http_tennisplayer !
"I dare my brother, Togami to commit suicide. Now."

Yana: WHUT

Bonberry: NU

Toko: B-BYAKUYA SENPAIII

Aoi: PUHRAIIIISEEE THA LORD!

Aoi: Now I want donuts, bye.

Sakura: Honestly, you need to proceed with that diet you pledged over a decade ago.

Aoi: I promise it starts tomorrow!

Sayaka: Sumimasen, Asahina-Chan! You said that yesterday! Baka!

Junko: Hahahaha! Bet it causes despair of some sort!

Celestia: Indeed, that does seem rather satisfactory.

Mastermind! Togami: Aha...yes...very true...

Yana: No! *blows whistle* Bad Togami!

Bonberry: awh ;-; and I was rlly enjoying that too.

Yana: He's. Mine.

Naegi: At some point, they're gonna argue about this.

Bonberry: DUN SAY THAT

Yana: WE BE BEST FRIENDOS

Bonberry: YAS

Yana: YAS BETCH

Bonberry: besides ^v^ she gave me one second after 4pm on Sundays to fangirl over togamems!

Yana: And she has infinite time to fangirl over Mastermind! Togami...OwO

Mastermind! Togami: There shouldn't even need to be discussions on who loves me more.

Naegi: Cause it's obviously me!

Leon: ....

Mondo: You fuckin' serious, bro?

Chihiro: I-I don't see why being gay is wrong.

Juzo: YEAH BITCH Y U GOTTA OFFEND MEH

Juzo: *leaves*

Ishimaru: HOMOPHOBIA IS NOT ACCEPTED IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT.

Aoi: Hey...! What happened to getting on with the dare?

Mastermind! Togami: So you're saying you want me dead?

Aoi: It's not like nobody agrees with me or anythin'.

Mondo: Yeah, this bastard can die for all I care.

Junko: Only for the sake of despair!

Celestia: I, too, wouldn't mind seeing him deceased.

Mastermind! Togami: It's lovely that you value the time after my untimely demise, but the only despair caused is for my sake, and for my sake only.

Mastermind! Togami: It makes me wince at the thought of your happiness, and I hate it.

Chihiro: Th-that's horrible!

Mastermind! Togami: I have the nerve to off you, as things go.

Chihiro: *cries*

Yana: THOU HAST COME UP WITH A SOLUTION!

Toko: P-please! Anything to s-save my w-w-white knight!

Yana: What if we clone Togamems...?

Leon: And demand the clone kills himself...?

Leon: That's actually a pretty good idea! Good on ya, Ayana!

Yana: NU!

Yana: I take him for myselffff

Yana: And marry him! ^_^

Celestia: But you're only twelve.

Yana: DON'T JUDGE! CHILD EQUALITY!

Junko: Like...that's messed up big time...

Junko: And I plunged the world into a state of hopelessness when I was fuckin' bored! Ha!

Naegi: How about we go through with this plan...?

Naegi: But apologise, politely persuade him to commit suicide, and say sorry to his grave?

Yana: NUUUUUU!

Leon: *throws her in rehab*

Yana: NOT THIS AGAIN BETCH.

Mastermind! Togami: Well, as long as my presence remains as glorious and despairful as possible...

*cloning stoofs*

Aoi: No....now it's eight eyed lemons! I can't take this many eyes!

Sayaka: Baka! That looks non-kawaii-sugoi-ichigo-amazeballs-desu!

Hagakure: Do we need a translator or somethin?

Kirigiri: With you involved, I wouldn't be surprised if the answer was drugs.

Hagakure: True asf

Clone! Togami: well hoi chaildren get in my van.

Sakura: So...what do we say?

Toko: U-Uh.

Celestia: UR MEMS R SHITE.

Clone! Togami: *le cries forever*

*suicide*

Junko: Told ya Ludenburger was pretty damn good!

Celestia: It is only a matter of talent.

Mondo: Now let's go home or somethin'. I'm fuckin' starvin' out here.

Bonberry: Bai bai!