A/N: WARNING! SMUT AND KINKY TACO SHIT!
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Dan's POV
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"It's nothing against you or this beautiful layout. Honestly, this is so sweet and I really appreciate this. The thing is..." I hesitated. I carefully formulated what to say in my head. The last thing that I wanted to do was hurt Phil. I look into his innocent
blue eyes and feel the guilt rush over me. "You know how we haven't been together for a whole week?" I asked. He nodded slowly. "Erm, well I don't know about you but I haven't had sex for, let's see, a week..." His face began to turn bright red. His innocence turns me on."B-but can't we just eat some tacos and do that later..?" He murmured. I stared at him with desire. I could see in his eyes that he wants me like I want him, he just doesn't know it yet...
"Or..." I dipped my finger in the bowl of guacamole. "We could have some fun..." I said placing the guacamole on my tongue, slowly licking it off. The fear in his face was replaced with the purest form of lust. He firmly grasped my wrist and pulled me in for a kiss. His open hand reached for my lower back. He pulled me in closer so the space between us had completely vanished. His hand reached down to my bum and squeezed. I let out a small yelp. He pulled away from the kiss and grinned at me. Well this is about to get fun. I pull Phil in for a passionate kiss, deeper than before. I could feel his member through his tight black jeans. I reach my hand down to stroke it over the clothing. He let out a soft moan. I palmed his dick, slowly picking up pace. I stopped right when he was on the edge. He looked at me disappointedly.
"We still need to have some fun..." I say gesturing toward the table of taco fixings. I take off Phil's shirt and than my own. I grab Phil by the waist and help him onto the breakfast bar. I grab the bowl of guacamole and dip my finger inside. I trace my finger over Phil's nipples slowly covering them in the green, slimy substance. He closes his eyes in bliss. I slowly begin to lick the substance off of his chest. He bites his lip in pleasure, trying his best to hold back moans. I dip two of my fingers in the guacamole and trace it down his stomach licking it as it smears from my fingers to his tender skin. I softly kiss the waist line of his jeans. It's obviously driving Phil mad, in the right way. I swiftly remove his jeans and boxers to reveal his fully erect, throbbing cock. I look up at Phil and his eyes are closed, completely trusting himself to me. I decide to grab a flour tortilla and spoon some of the warm beef into it. I wrap it around Phil's cock and start wanking it up and down with my hand. I see his face tighten up as he comes closer and closer to the edge. I stop abruptly and unwrap the shell from his cock. He looks down at me and grabs the back of my head and jolts it towards his member. The grease from the taco meat mixed with the flavor of Phil's cock was wonderful. The head of his dick hits the back of my throat. I'm gagging so hard that my eyes begin to water. He pushes my head forward and backward faster and faster until he finally busts. The warm salty fluid slides down my throat. I wipe the tears from my eyes and begin to stand up.
Phil gazes at me with. He hops off of the breakfast bar and powerfully bends me over. My face is smushed to the granite top while my hands are being held behind my back. Phil begins to work his tongue around my bum. He slowly licks the rim and it drives me crazy. He carefully inserts one finger. My body jolts in shock which causes him to chuckle at me. This makes me blush (which he can't see because my face is smushed upon the breakfast bar)... He works his finger into my ass, curling it straight into my spot. I bite my lower lip and moan out of pure lust. My moans are interrupted by another finger quickly working into my entrance. It makes my body shudder out in ecstasy. Phil pulls both fingers out of me. I wait a few moments expecting Phil to shove his cock inside of me. Instead of that feeling that is oh so familiar, I experience a new one. Phil shoves a small, firm object into me. I feel a tingling sensation followed by lots of heat. It burned so badly. I reached to pull it out but Phil smacked my hand and held it in place where it was before. My breath began to sharpen. It hurts so much but I'd do anything for Phil.
"At least tell me what you put in me!" I shouted at Phil. He chuckled. He waited a few moments in silence. I could feel my ass growing more and more red.
"It's a habenaro..." Phil said with absolutely no regret. He lifted his hand and spanked me. I whimpered softly, trying not to provoke him too much. It worked, he let go of me and pulled the pepper out of my arse. I stood up and bent Phil over the bar just as he had me before. I pinned his wrists to the table and hovered my upper body above his.
"Now it's my turn.." I softly cooed. I felt him shudder beneath me. I begin to recreate the actions that he was doing to me before. He moaned as I licked his bum. I pushed 2 of my fingers in and out of him vigorously. My forearm began to ache from the action but I don't care, I need to please Phil.
"Dan! Just fuck me already..." Phil begged. I removed my fingers for his opening and rammed my cock deep into him. He let out a loud moan. I waited a few moments for him to adjust to my length; then I started thrusting myself into him. I picked up the pace as his moans became louder and more filled with pleasure. I remove myself from him. He looks at me in frustration. I lift him onto the breakfast bar facing me. I penetrate him with my cock once more. He props himself up with his arms while curving his spine and neck backwards. His hair is pushed back and his eyes are closed. He looks like a god. I fuck him harder until I feel a fire growing deep within my core. Phil's bum begins to pulse around my member. All in one moment we dissolve into pleasure. I collapse onto him and lay my head upon his chest. I can hear his once rapid heartbeat begin to slow. I wish we could lay like this forever but I know that we can't. I pull myself out of Phil and white liquid drips from him.
Phil's eyes suddenly light up as if he's gotten the best idea I the entire world. "Hey Dan, you know what I noticed?" he said with the biggest grin upon his face. I look up at him.
"What..." I say, slightly worried about what he will say.
"While you were away you tanned a lot. You literally look Mexican and we just fooled around with tacos... Doesn't that seem a bit calculated..?" he asked. I slapped my hand onto my face and walk into the bathroom to take a shower.
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The End
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FanfictionI'm going to take a second and point out that I wrote this to make fun of the demon phannies who are actually writing and reading stuff like this for enjoyment. I'm sorry in advance...