Max did WHAT?!

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Loki was searching the living room for something. "Where is it? Where is it?!" Celine ran in kicking the door open looking all singed as if she was in a freak fiery accident. "Loki it was terrible!" He quickly ran to her aid. "What happened to you, my love?" She was breathing heavily and Loki was calming her down. "Tell me, what happened to you?" He said worried about her current state. "It was all so sudden. Max and I were in school starting a new semester as sophmores and in English class, the teacher gave a surprise pop quiz and out of nowhere, Max pulls out your mask and..." Tears began to well up. "What?! What did she do?" He said sounding less worried and more pissed about what the turquoise haired tomboy did. "She blew up the school." She said in a whisper. "I didn't hear you the first time."
"SHE BLEW UP THE WHOLE SCHOOL!" She said bawling her eyes out. "And now she's on an insane rampage with that mask on." He pulled her in for a comforting hug. "Everything is going to be okay Celine. For I, have a plan." She and Loki ran off to where Midtown High once stood. It was more of a smoldering crater than a school. One teen used his phone and took a picture. "This is going on my Facebook." Just then, a green tornado showed up and it was Max. "Just so guys know, I did you all favor. No more school, no more bullies, no teachers and you don't have to suffer anymore problems with grades!" Some teens were excited about this and some aren't. "Hey Aunt May, it's me and can you homeschool me? Why? It's because some green faced maniac blew up the school. I'm not lying! I'll send you a picture to prove it." Peter took a picture of the smoldering crater. "See what I mean!" Celine got Loki's scepter and knocked Max out and casted a magical bondage spell he taught her having Max tied up. "Okay Loki, on the count of 3 we pull the mask off her." He gave a nod. "One..."Loki began, "THREE!" Both of them pulled and successfully pulled it off. "How did she get it in the first place?" Celine remembered something. "She must've snuck in and took it from the bookshelf in the living room." She and Loki needed to think of a better hiding spot and what no better place than his castle in Asgard. With the Tesseract they made it to Asgard and Loki gave her instructions on where to hide the magical green mask. "I did it, I hid it in the secret room you showed me." They both returned to find Max still knocked out. "There is still the chance of putting her in a cage."
"What?! No!" She protested. "She's not some wild animal that we can put in the zoo or in this case, Ripley's Believe it or Not. I have a more humane idea." Both of them placed her back in her apartment with a note that said. "I blew up Midtown High because the teacher gave a surprise quiz. -Max" Good thing she's still knocked out. "How am I gonna explain this to mom and dad that my best friend blew up our school? They're always traveling for their job so homeschooling is out of the question." Loki had an idea. "Would you like for me to teach you?" She looked at him with a weak smile. "I would like that very much."
"What is my lesson for today, Professor Laufeyson." She said teasingly. Loki laughed at this. Both of them turned the TV to the Discovery Channel and Loki wound up learning a bit about Midgard while teaching Celine. "How did you like your lesson, my student?" He said with a slightly cheeky grin. "It was very impressive." Both of them wound up laughing together seeing that they ain't taking this too seriously. "You're the best teacher ever Loki."
"You're my best student ever Celine."

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