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Funny Jokes
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Funny Jokes
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Jingle bells
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Did you kill this man?
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To do list!
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Orange :D
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You are late
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I saw you on TV
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What do I have?
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Horror movie
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Roses are red
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Live whitout love
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Autograph
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Cover
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Thanks
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Your a horcrux!!!!
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Which side?
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Are you Serious?
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What do you call a Hufflepuff?!?!
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Quidditch problems
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Cat!!!
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Why was 6 scared??
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French people
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1-10
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What did Miley eat?
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Why did teddy eat no more?
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Banana go to the doctor
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Golfer
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Peter Pan
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Who's there?
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What do you want?
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I'm a werewolf
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Lattuce
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Quit drinking
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A cow goes
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What dose the ciken say
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Ciken fals to the ground
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Roses
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Two blonds
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Ohana
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Duck
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How are people born?
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New password
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Why is your cat in school?
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What did god say?
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This is all for my people
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Am I more Jewish or more black
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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette
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Asprins
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Blonde, Redhead and Brunette
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Chinese person
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Mexicans eat beans
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IDK
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Blondes fell down a hole
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Do not be racist
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Blonde
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I look fat
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Black man and parrot
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Women makes better soldiers
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Robber and blonde
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Egg
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What do you call
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Fave sport
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Did you hear
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Whats the difference
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Redneck
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Frog's car
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What did the blonde say
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Maria
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Blonde in a car
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A blind guy
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Why did the blonde tip toe
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Whenever your ex says
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Is it in
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11 peolpe 10 blondes 1 brunette
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Why did the blonde
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Elves fave food
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How did the elves climb
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What kind of money
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What kind of music?
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How do snowmen greet each other?
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The first thing you learn by elves in school
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What would you call the elf?
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How do sheep greet each other
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What is in lunch
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Fave mexican food of snowman
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What you call a polar bear
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What you call a chickan at the North Pole?
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What food should you offer Santa
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What did Adam say
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What did the angel say?
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What Mary Popins want from Santa?
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Why was 6 afraid?
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Note!!!
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Why cant
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Why couldn't
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Named my hard drive
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I dont really like watching basketball
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
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6 and 7
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LLN
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So so so sorry
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I live in a world of fantasy Quote
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Imperfection is Beauty Quote
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Love Quote
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One day Quote
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One day you will Quote
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Legend says Quote
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Six Ethics of life Quote
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Don't be a woman Quote
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It's strange Quote
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First they Quote
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I'm not random
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Like you're Quote
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Waldorf
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No hate please
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Zombie
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Won an Oscar
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That age
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30k
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How do you make em scream???
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What do you say???
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Chuck Norris
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Farmer
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1k votes
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I love you
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Why didn't the toilet paper
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Dr.who
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Why do teenage girls
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Dumb girl
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Blonde visit the post office
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Confuse a dumb person
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I was bored
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M.A.T.H
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WTF
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What do I send???
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How other people think of Thanksgiving
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Dad I'm hungry
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OMG I AM DYING
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When my mom wants to know where I am
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You couldn't handle me
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I'm not clumsy
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Failed the test
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Math book
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Finding Nemo
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What does wtf mean?!?!
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Thanks for all
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Build a wall
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Jokes please??
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Apples makes problem
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Everything hurts
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100k
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What do you call Santa
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So sorry
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The end
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