Why is my life so complicated!? - Animal Jam One Shot Contest Entry

*Animal Jam One-Shot Contest Entry* Why is my life so complicated?!

• Julian2/narrator's POV •

It was a dark, rainy day, and Julian was bored out of his mind.

Nothing better to do than Animal Jam I guess. Julian thought with a sigh. He couldn't call Mia because his phone was messed up, due to one of his little cousins who thought it would be fun to see if it could swim in the toilet. He stumbled over to his desk, suddenly tripping over his cat, Potato. (Idk what his cat's name is but it most likely isn't Potato lol)

He screamed so loud that Potato darted out the door, ran into a wall, and tumbled down the stairs. Julian half sat half fell into his chair, catching his breath from the scare.

After about a minute, he turned to his laptop and hit the power button. The screen lit up, illuminating the room with a bluish/greenish glow. He pulled up YouTube and checked his feed. Aparri, Aparri, WisteriaMoon, Aparri, WootMoo, Aparri, Aparri...

"Ugh." Julian thought aloud. "He uploads too much. And he doesn't even care about all his subscribers like I do. If he gets a new subscriber, it's woop-de-doop for two seconds and then it's off to thinking about whatever other boring things he thinks about. Like his failing love life. Trying to get Mia, my Mia, to love him. So pathetic. He's not going to win her over...."

He paused.

"Or is he..."

Julian shook his head to try to clear the thought. Of course he wouldn't. Mia loved him, not that freak, and he loved Mia back.
And he also trusted Mia. She would never turn her back on him, he was sure of it.

Julian turned back to his laptop. He closed YouTube with a sigh and pulled up the Animal Jam home page. He quickly typed in his username and password and stared at the little loading globe in the middle of the screen as it spun around and around. When it finally loaded, he saw that he his den was full, which didn't happen often. He saw that WisteriaMoon was on so he teleported to her, only to find her in Aparri's den, probably making another video he wasn't invited to be in.

Big surprise. He thought with sarcasm, rolling his eyes and scowling.

He decided to go to his den and surprise his fans. After he got in, that was.

About five minutes passed until he finally made it in. The second he reached it, he gasped. He rubbed his eyes to make sure he was seeing clearly.

Am I dreaming?! He wondered to himself. But what he was seeing was real.

"SHRIMP!" He screamed. "WHY ARE THERE SHRIMP IN MY DEN!?" Julian started laughing. "THIS IS HILARIOUS!!"

He pulled out his phone.

"I gotta tell Maryssa (LilacPetal)!"

Maryssa, you on AJ?
Yeah, why?
Come to my den!
Uh, okay.

There were shrimp in his den, along with a couple bread rebels, a carrot, a poop, and, of course...

"Oh my goodness. Please no. Why does there always have to be that one Trump troll?!"

A Trump.

But not just any Trump.

A Shrimp Trump.

"Oh. My bad. A shrimp Trump."