Bad is My Middle Name (One Direction fanfic)

"instead of creepy"

~Arias point of view~

eww gosh who the hell snorts? Ive had enough of this, I rolled my eyes and pushed my way passed them and walked out the door but before I was able to run upstairs to hibernate in my room away from civilization simon stopped me.

"Aria I see you've meet the boys even if you are a little..underdress." Does he have oldtimers or something? because wasn't he there a couple minutes ago when I intruded they're meeting?

"Oh well I do believe I was unaware we were having special guest this fine morning pa" I said in an over exaggerated hillbilly accent.

"seeing that it wasn't really your fault you had to interrupt the meeting being as it was really niall's fault you won't be grounded."simon said in a serious tone.

"Oh gee willie pa you really shouldn't have! besides and even if you were to ground me what makes you think i'd stay put."

Simon hands began to tighten at my words, I don't know why hes getting all pissy mad because hey! I was just being honest. Like i'd really listen to someone telling me to stay put in one place the next thing you know they'll try to get me to play fetch. After simons little hand stretches he pinched the bridge of his nose and said.

"Well anyway have you guys all properly met?"

"hmm well I know maybe about two or three of their names... wait hold on..No actually I think I only know one of their names ...hey wait but i'm pretty sure theres five or six of them in the band ... WAIT HOLD O-" As I was thinking of the many names that seemed to flow all around my brain someone cutted me off.

"Actually simon we all went into the kitchen to try to properly introduce ourselves to aria but harry here had beaten us to it but unfortunately for him she STILL doesn't know his name" some guy with a stupid looking fringe said.

"well just go ahead and introduce yourselves now then." simon said while walking back to his office. Probably to make a phone call.

After simon disappeared from sight all five of the guys ended up in a straight line in front of me they all began introducing themselves one by one.

"HIIIIII IM LOUIS WILLIAM TOMLINSON!! AND.. "he stepped closer to me but he came so close that he ended up being all up in my face and when I say he came straight to my face I MEAN HE CAME STRAIGHT UP TO MY FACE!but he was slightly bending down to my face because of our height difference. But we were still like breathing the same air! ...Well um I think we all kind of breath the same air seeing that it is oxygen.. lets just say he was in kissing! distance from my face before I had a chance to kick him in the balls he brought his face to the side of my ear and whispered his warm breath hitting my neck.

"and my hidden talent is ... talking to animals." then he backed up and shouted "OKAY GUYS WHOS NEXT?!" the other four guys faces were a sight to see they were all a tad red in the cheeks.

"Jesus louis! for a second there I thought you were gonna kiss her..." the guy behind louis said he had short black hair he walked up to me after Louis went to sit down on the couch.

"Hey well my names zayn and since were also telling you are middle names mine is javadd so yep that's me zayn javadd Malik." He smiled and went to go join Louis on the couch.

Next was this kid who looked like he was going bald, he came and shook my hand "hello there my name is liam james payne sorry for louis's behavior he's just ..just being louis I guess."Then he too went to join the other two boys on the couch. Wow what is this? follow the leader or some shit.

great the next guy is the creepy one...

"H-HI um my names niall...niall james horan ..um I-i'm really sorry about earlier i-if it helps I could-" I cutted him off before he could continue to make this even more awkward "lets just not speak about it alright" he quickly nodded his head and continued their game of follow the leader. Next was.. oh good great im done with their stupid introductions I already know this guys name is jerry. He stepped toward me.

"And last but not least my name is-" I raised my hand up.

"hey dude theres no need for your introduction I know your names jerry theres no need to tell me twice."

The look on his face was odd I mean does he really hate his name that bad? I guess it must be because everytime I say his name his bandmates crack up they must be bullying him for having a name that doesn't fit his appearance, but I mean this guy should grow some balls so what? if his name is jerry he should be proud of it! oh wow I think I should become a motivational spokesperson because if I do say so myself that line right there was quoteworthy.

jerry's face began to get red dayum if he hates his name that bad he shouldn't be the one telling every new person he sees his name.

"For the love of god my names not jerry! its harry!" jerry opps.. I mean Harry yelled.

"Oh well I guess that one matches your appearance more ..you know with you being the one with the most hair out of the group.."

harry just ran his hand through his hair "well now that that's settled should we go now" harry asked as he looked at all of us.

"well bye guys it was awkward while it lasted have fun being one..one..wait or is it juan direction?"

"sweet mother of fruit! what is wrong with simons child?!" louis yelled wait he did not just say "simons child" ugh this mother fucker better have good life insurance.

"ok let me break it down for you i'm louis and thats liam,niall,zayn and jerry and were in ONE direction!" louis said pointing to each boy.

"Hey its actually HARRY and NOT jerry got it!" harry shouted.

"oh chill it hazza I was only joking" louis said with amusement in his voice.

oh now I see why they were all frustrated big deal so what? I got a couple of stuff wrong sue me.

"well anyway bye I have stuff to do" I said as I headed towards the stairs.

"Hey I hope you're just going up there to change because simon said he wanted us to show you around london" liam said. omg you've got to be kidding me!

"well looks like you won't need to because i'm grounded" I yelled as I ran up the stairs

~ ZAYN'S POINT OF VIEW~

"hey but didnt simon say she wasn't grounded?" louis said.

He was about to run up the stairs to get aria but liam stopped him "louis im guessing she knows shes not grounded and was just hopeing to get out of going with us. Lets just let her rest today and we can take her out tomorrow she did have a pretty crazy morning" liam said with sympathy

"talk about crazy with niall nearly scaring the living shit outta her this morning!" louis said cracking up at his own words

"hey shut it just don't speak about it anymore" niall said with his face red with embarrassment

"oh so he doesn't want to talk about it?must be because aria asked him to isn't that right niall" harry cooed.

"argh just drop it okay?!" niall shouted aww even when he's mad he looks all cute.

"fine whatever" harry said with his famous smirk on his face.

"Good learn to treat your elders with respect jerry" Niall said laughing out loudly at his little comment on harrys name.

"you're not that much older than me niall and besides i'd rather my name be jerry instead of creepy." harry said with amusement in his voice

"I said to just dr-" niall said his face becoming more and more red.

"Well the both of you just shut up! now lets just go and say goodbye to simon well tell him that will show her around london tomorrow" liam said and marched off towards simons office. Niall and harry just rolled their eyes and followed liam towards the door I followed them after.

louis tapped my shoulder "Hey zayn doesn't it kind of seems like were playing follow the leader?" louis said with a big smile on his face I just hope things turn out good tomorrow..