My Four-Days Love Story - Harry Styles

5. Indian Dates Apparently Involve Carrots

Song for the chapter: Avril Lavigne-Things I'll Never Say
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'Don't!' I heard Vesper shout as soon as I got in and hissed at the shrillness of it. Alura, and Ves were sitting across Cleo, eyes widened to resemble Ostrich eggs.

'I don't... I don't know! One moment he's laughing and the next, his head is pushed into my neck and when I try to look at him, he just...'

'Shit! You guys are so cute! I wanna throw up!' Alura sang making Cleo blush wildly. What the fuck? I cleared my throat loudly, drawing their attention towards me.

'I know I am a bitch, you guys, but darn! I am not invisible!'

'I noticed ya' Alura shrugged 'I just thought you were here to get protection or whatever for you and Harry'

My jaw fell to the floor 'Oh my God! I hate you people! Rot in hell, bitches!' Cleo just stuck out her tongue at me 'Anyways, what are you getting all giggly and freaked out over?' I shoved Vesper to the side, sitting on the couch. She angrily flipped me off.

'Well...' Cleo said in a whiny kind of sing song voice 'A thing happened and...'

'Actually' Alura cut in 'A lot of things happened and by the end of this wedding, we would be receiving another invitation to a baby shower'

'Ooookay...' I looked back and forth between her and Cleo, trying to figure out the whole thing 'Let me guess, Cleo is pregnant'

'Caelia!' she gasped exaggeratedly, hand over her heart 'I may be more of a female than any of you but that doesn't mean I am ready to have a kid pop out of there yet' I rolled my eyes when she wiped away a fake tear.

'Then tell me the actual fucking thing!'

She tensed yet again 'Well...erm...' she giggled softly, a blush dusting her cheek once more 'You know...Louis took me away to feed me?' I nodded, listening intently 'Well, I was talking to him and we were laughing and...oh god. I erm...I was telling that story about us walking in on that guy Jamie and his girlfriend having sex behind those big red bushes at camp and how we stole their clothes and ran away and stuff...' we all chuckled at the memory. Yep, it still is painted inside my eyelids 'So, I don't know. We were laughing pike really, really hard and he just...he kind of pushed his face into my neck and...' she was cut off by our "aww"s and gave us a glare 'And I was like "what the hell are you doing?" and when I tried to look at his face...he just, he...okay, I need a moment' she sighed heavily before speaking again 'He just looked up and like, he...he kissed me'

My eyes widened and somehow due to the miraculous ways by which the universe still amazes us, my bum slid right off the couch and I landed on her feet, making her yelp 'WHAT?!' I howled 'Oh my God! Oh my fucking God! I was the first Clouis shipper ever! Oh my God! Oh like...and you guys are gonna get married in Italy and have children who will call me auntie and oh this is so romantic!'

'Caelia!' she cried 'We don't even have a label!'

'None of the good things do'

'What?'

'Oh my God! I need to tell Harry! Has Louis told him yet? What if he wants to keep it a secret? But they're both basically attached at the hip so. Wait. I also need to give Louis that "you break her heart, I break your vertebra" speech and-'

'We should never have told her!' Cleo yelled in Alura's face who raised up her hands in defense.

'Wait, no one freaked out?' I asked 'We're in India, people! I told you to be more cautious!'