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Chapter two

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RAPH'S POV

I woke up really late that morning ...or afternoon whatever. I'm surprised there's no wild Leo standing over my bed like a scarecrow.

I looked at my room with sleepy eyes, doing nothing but trying to get fully awake. Staring at the ceiling until the memories of last night came into my mind. I stood up quickly and ran to the mirror I hid in my closet for 'reasons' (insert a very perverted Raph look). I stopped myself before I opened my closet. I better prepare myself before I see what I became. My eyes slowly, carefully traveled down to my hands, I studied them. They were just like before but with a huge noticeable difference; they were twice smaller. 'Well, fuck,' I looked at my arms, checking out my muscles to find nothing but girly muscles. 'Well, double fuck,' I touched my chest.

'HOLY FUCK,' I have boobs! And they are big! And soft? Don't I have a plastron? I opened my closet and checked myself out. 'Damn, girl. I'm hot as fuck!' I turned my back to look at my butt. I have a body like an hourglass and a booty like a Cadillac! I'm the turtle version of Nicky Minaj! How great! But I don't have hair. I'm still bald. The fuck? I have boobs but don't have hair? Fuck your logic, World. Anyways, time for the voice!

''I am a diva,'' ...I sound like a black girl. Well, that's what I'm talking about! I made some poses and admired myself a little more until my door knocked. ''Who is it?'' I shouted. There was a pause before Donnie, according to his voice, had the courage to speak.

''H-how are you feeling, Raph? Do you need anything?'' Donnie spoke nervously. I bet he is all sweaty now. What a dork.''I'm okay, Don! Want me to open the door? Can you take my hotness?'' I replied grinning widely. I opened the door before Don could answer because one, I am a bitch, two, I want to see his face NOW.When I opened the door, he almost fell on to me. Thanks to my reflexes, I escaped right at the time and he fell on the floor. Poor thing, lol.

''You okay?'' I asked as I extended my hand to him. He finally opened his eyes and looked at my hand then my face. He studied me closely without touching me. He stood up, taking my hand and I realized I was still at the same height. But I still felt so small. Our hand's difference made me laugh aloud. 'I'm so fucking small. What the fuck'
''Raph,'' Don continued when I calmed down and finally paid attention to him, ''Are you sure you are feeling well? Can you ...'' He blushed, ''can you go to the washroom and check your umm...'' He blushed harder, ''...you know your-'' He pointed at his crotch. I blushed too. Is he serious?
''I just turned into a girl and you wanted me to get depressed by reminding that I won't have a dick until you find a way to turn me back into my old handsome self?'' I asked severely. He grinned nervously and blushed more. He whispered something like 'for science' and I rolled my eyes as a reaction to his dumbness. ''Okay okay, get out the way. I am a lady as you see,'' I pushed him out of my way and went to the toilet.
'Where's everybody?' As I arrived at the toilet and got in, I locked the door. When I turned my back, I bumped into someone. I stepped back as he stayed still. I opened my eyes to see a flushed Mikey.
''...What?''
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