How Not To Wattpad

phill lester

lol i dnt evn cre if i spelt his dum name wrong

i entered the car to go to my stupid older brother's birtday i dnt care about him hes stupid and ugly

i arrived

people were theere i saw guy woth black hair and blu eyes he said hello i really liked him he smlt good but he wood never leaf that shit face guy named dan

finally shit face dan had to take a shizzle so i leaned in to kiss phill right before our lips tuched he yelled someth1ng

"ewwwwwwwwwwww ur my cousin y/n!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,."