How Not To Wattpad

hairy stilys

a/n sorz tgat it's bean so long since i last updayted. lol. like i tots forgot aboot wotpad. i've bean to busy reading hairy stilys smoot but 4 some reazon all teh books spell his nayme wtong. every1 spells it like "harry styles". like BAHAAHAHA that isn't how 2 spell hiz name. whatevs. i has been talking 2 much. here iz my story. WAIT i forgots to addresss that i no that i don't spel guud, so u can't understand my art. i found this CRAZY thing called "autocorrect". i no ever heard of it, and i no think u guys hav heard of ut either, so rite it down. it's called "autocorrect." ur welcome

hairy looked at me. hairy has never looked at me before.

he smiled. i didn't know what to do but all i knew was that my pu$$y was WET for mr hairy stilys.

he winked. i thought he was l000king at some1 else, but i suzhou wrong.

he waved. i felt butterfly in my stomach. but i don't remember eating a butterfly. i would have remembered because my fucked up brother ate one before and he explained the taste and i could practically taste it bi the way he explained it.

his smile was bootyful.

i could look at it for days on end

it was so bright

brighter than the sun

it was almost too bright

all i could see was white

I WAS DYING

LITERALLY

BECAUSE HAIRY AND I WAS AT THE TRAFFIC LIGHT AND THE CAR BEHIND ME HIT ME