i ran down my stairs to see my mum eating my cereal urgh she such a bitch like gtfo :( she thinks shes so gr8 :p😖
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"mum! what r u doing?" i say🙄
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"ur cereal is good!" mum say wtf like ewww😵
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"ur such an assasssssss gtfo like bishhhh plz!" i say :pppp😑
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"if u keep tallkingv like that i wont let u go to tatinof you little shit," mum laugh 🖕
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"omg ur ok i guess" i say😔
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"ur going l8tr" mum say🙃
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"omf yay" i say i run to my room and get redy 🤓
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"bye" i say i run to my car and drive to stadium 💩
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dan and phil were outside dan said hi and kissed me and i got pregnant 👌
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the end👻
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How Not To Wattpad
AcakA collection of stories that show you how to be a terrible writer here on Wattpad. Warning: Language
