hi loooserz. i relized sexx ed are v impoortant bcuz lots uv ppl dont get it at they're scool. lets startt vary somple. teh folowing pocture iz a vigana.
teh folowing pocture is a peenis
btw oll theeze poctures weer privided bye www.sexissexaslongassomeonecandoakermitimoression.gov
now one mite say "wot doo i doo now taht i nose wot a vahina and peenis is?" now, u fuck until oone of u die so u now cut up and hide the dead boody in ur lesbian grandma's sex toyy drower. when thay r having kinky sexx thay find teh deed boody. eventuuallly thay get arrosted for muurder becuz these iz american sexx ed and moost poolice dont reely cair who comited the crime becuz all they want to doo is have kinky sex wiht thair woork partners. and that's sex. your welcome
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