Dank Memes Daily

Meme for all!

So I want to write a longer part. Not longer by much, but longer. Also, imagine this in asmr voice.

You awake somewhere in the universe. Not knowing where you are, you turn to the only thing near you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) loves to play with his friends xX_Quickscoper69_Xx and (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ in the city of memington. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) responds, "Ur in Memeville boi, jk it's just a prank. Ur rly in memington." His boy xX_Quickscoper69_Xx noticed you and says, "Hey big boi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Who di m8." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) said, "It sum dum crakasbimbo." XD came over saying, "Yo ma boi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!" Be nice!" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) responded, "K dad." You ask how you get home and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) says you have to go through the mountain of MLG. Now the mountain of MLG wasn't your ordinary mountain. It had mountain dew rain and dorito rocks with some dank memes on it. You go ahead and venture up to discover the meme is real. Meme vision goes on you as you recieve deal wit it glasses and what you see is horrifying.

Neckbeard was trying to stop you after flying to the mountain with his beard to play Pokemon Go!

He shouts, "John Cena, I choose you!"

You don't know how to respond except run, but you can't do that becasue it's a law that when you go into the line of sight of a Pokemon trainer, you HAVE to fight. So you choose to fight the John Cena with your bare hands. John Cena says, "Cena! Cena!" and you know that's his war cry. You easily get beaten and thrown off the mountain and at the bottom, random memes come to save you. Shrek was the one that carried you to the hospital and he knew you were in a life threatening situation, but chose to play Pokemon Go instead.

Dr. Roofus said, "Prepare vor your egzamination uhehe."

He gave you the examination and after that you felt much better. "Now az your payment, you have to say, 'Hitler did nothing wrong.'" You don't give him the payment because he did do something wrong, he wasn't dank enough. Shrek saw you and said, "Oh, you made it out alive. Goodie you. Now I'm going to have Mr Harambe take you home."

You thank him and get in the car outside with Harambe, but as you drive, ayyy lmaos abduct you preparing you for another examination.

Harambe was let off since he should've lived, but you were taken. On the ship, a magical cringe monster saved you before your examination. He beat up all the ayyy lmaos and took you home through space. You couldn't breath in space, so you died, but the cringe monster put you at home and you lived when your mom did asmr to you and thankfully, you'll live another day to meme it up for your fams mom Harambe and dad Trump.

The End