1. Somebody in the world has a crush on you. Somebody looks at you and thinks, "Damn, I wish they were mine."
2. You are one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
3. HARRY POTTER AND THE CURSED CHILD HAS BEEN RELEASED.
4. The next season of Miraculous Ladybug will be released in about a month.
5. Your hair has not strangled you today.
6. Scratch that last one, nobody has strangled you today.
7. Voldemort's dead.
8. YOURE ALIVE. WELL DONE.
9. Life may give you lemons, but just throw those lemons at life's head really hard so he gets a concussion.
10. That wasn't even a reason to be happy that was just a quote.
11. JOKES. BAD JOKES. DAD JOKES. JOKES IN GENERAL.
12. My Chemical Romance's music is still being listened to around the world even though their band broke up three years ago.
13. You have a better chance of marrying a band member than meeting the president.
14. If that reason didn't brighten up your day then nothing will and I will give up.
15. So there is no reason for a fifteenth reason.
