1. "Forty-six over f***k you!" (This was not me I swear)
2. "Oh my god, I'm sorry, I thought avo-cado was a chair." (This was me. Out of context, it would make sense if you knew the story)
3. "He is 100% salt."
4. "I want to lick Ashlyn's jelly." (EXTREMELY OUT OF CONTEXT, IT WAS A SCIENCE PROJECT)
5. "Isn't spider-man from DC?"
6. "I pay everyone to be my friend, Emily gets the most pay."
7. "I can see Do Now, it's the biggest piece of writing."
8. "I swear we were not that tiny in year seven."
9. "Why are you so fricking tall? I'm a year older than you and you tower over me!"
10. "He's not the only one, I eat Kit-Kats without breaking them." (I said this. Yeah, I eat them without breaking them. Don't kill me.)
11. "CRAP THE BELL SCARED ME."
12. "Don't kill it! It's just a spider!" (Also me, I sin)
13. "I'm going to sue this entire f****ing school."
14. "I'm going to be lonely for the rest of my life."
15. "Dear Daniel Radcliffe, I really wish I could go to Hogwarts..." (My friend said this. He was talking to me. He was ripping me off. I'm going to kill him.)
