Yu-Gi-Oh ARC-V texts

America.... You have issues

Yuri: So the other day my brother was trapped in a escalator, not an elevator my friend... For days
Yuzu: Ok?
Yuri: Why you ask?
Yuzu: No... I don't really give a damn
Yuri: The power went out
Yuri: he wanted to dial 911 but his stupid cellphone didn't have a 11 button...
Yuri: EVERYTHING IN AMERICA IS SO DIFFICULT! 😩💢
Yuri: Like, I wanted to go water skating!
Yuri: Every freaking day i hear about this but I can't find a lake with a slope!
----SakakiYuya entered-----
Yuya: Guys.... Why is Yugo on an Escalator and doesn't want to just go down like it was stairs?
Yuzu: idk
Yuri: I wanted to make a Kool-Aid but the big cups of water wasn't enough! Curse those little pieces of paper! I don't understand what it says!
Yuzu: Um, maybe your not reading the english side?
Yuri: And one day I was trying to celebrate Thanksgiving but the turkey burned to ashes
Yuya: did you cook it for more than 10 hours?
Yuri: I baked that turkey for 7 and a f*cking half days! It says cook 1 hour  per pound and it was 190 pounds!
Yuri: Then I lost a breaststroke swimming competition!
Yuri: I then realized those other Americans where cheating using their hands!🏊
Yuya: You seriously need to go back to Academia.....
Yuri: And I HATE those M&M's! 😒
Yuri: WHATS WITH YOU AMERICANS AND YOUR LITTLE M&M's!
Yuri: THOSE THINGS ARE SO HARD TO PEEL! 💢
Yuri: And another friend of mine showed me a jigsaw puzzle, it took me 6 hours to complete it
Yuri: And the box said it takes 14 to 40 years 😄
Yuri: Yes! I am the puzzle master!
Yugi: 😑
Yuri: I don't understand what is with American brains!
Yuri: And someone keeps telling me that I drink to much beer everyday! Isn't it healthy? I mean! It has vitamins and minerals! 💊
Yuya: That explains a lot...
Yuzu: Yup...
Yuri: And then! The mailman tells me it takes 15 miles to deliver my package
Yuri: Then I yelled out YOUR STUPID! YOU COULD HAVE MAILED IT!
----SakakiYugo entered----
Yugo: Help? Anyone?
Yuri: And then the next im grocery shopping and I just went to my car because im done and I then see a note that says "Parking valid"
Yuzu:Oh lord...
Yuri: I guess America has terrible drivers because the police from the government gave me a compliment!
Yuya: Your an idiot...
Yuri: No im not!
Yugo: CAN SOMEONE FREAKING HELP ME!
Yuya:No