This fits Yugo so well XD
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Yuri: So your wives in town?
Yugo: Yeah...
Yuri: She's having a good time?
Yugo: She always has a good time!Yugo: pisses me off......
Yuri: Well, Uh... She's a lovely lady!
Yugo: She's getting old...
Yuri: Woman age like... Fine Wine? 😕
Yugo:..........
Yugo:.........
Yugo: Like spoiled milk...
Yuri: Well Uh, you guys had another argument this morning?
Yugo:....... Yeah, about you being my brother...
Yugo: AND SHE ALWAYS SINGS THIS SONG LIEK NAG NAG NAG NAG!
Yugo:
Yugo: Like believe me, I would have married Yuzu instead....
Yuri: Wait, how long u been marreid to Rin?
Yugo: about.... 10 yrs.....
Yuri:........
Yuri: Well, is there at least a good moment between you two?
Yugo: Yeah, when I pissed her off...... I went skydiving before we got married.... Luckily I didn't die from her almost choking me! 😈😑
Yugo: How you you've been married to Selena?
Yuri: Got divorced 4 years ago....
Yugo: Like... Remember that phrase "Till death do us part"
Yuri: yeah
Yugo: they mean kill your wife, if she's a pain in the butt then you did your part in killing her.....
Yuri:....... Whut? O-O
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Yu-Gi-Oh ARC-V texts
RandomJust a random book filled with random phones that broke because of Yuri... Filled with text messages