Yu-Gi-Oh ARC-V texts

Yugo got kicked out w/ An Amazing guest

Since Yugo got kicked out from Yuya's house, he decided to text a random person...
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Yugo: Hello Hoe
(F/N): .... Who is this?
Yugo: UMMM.... Im Yugo....
(F/N): .... Sakaki?
Yugo: Uh, yeah...
(F/N): Excuse me as I burn fan art of you... So then you don't think im a Fangirl
Yugo: .....
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(F/N): Anyways what do you want?
Yugo: So.... Yuto kicked me out of the house. U know who he is?
(F/N): Yeah, I know your whole family......

(F/N): Not to be a stalker or anything...
Yugo: K
Yugo: Thankfully I broke into someone else's house, but that doesn't matter right now.
(F/N): Well there's one way not to look homeless...
Yugo: And also since you know my family, for... Some reason, and I have some stuff I always wanted to say. Mind if I say them to u?
(F/N): Uh k....
Yugo: First of all, fuck you Yuri...
Yugo: I always see him trying to snatch my girl away... Just because, Just because Rin won't love me back doesn't mean you can steal her away from me you bitch...
(F/N): Umm... Are you talking to me or Yuri....
Yugo: .... U
Yugo: Anyways here's the second thing
Yugo: im so dead after I text this to you put i have to cause... Fangirls
(F/N): Yup...
Yugo: Yuya isn't as innocent as you think he is
(F/N): *grabs flame thrower*
Yugo: Seriously, why are you starting a Roleplay thing now? *slaps flamethrower out of your hand*
(F/N): ..... Bitch....
Yugo: Anyways, yeah Yuya isn't innocent as you think... He's very dirty minded....
Yugo: Very kinky....
(F/N): How?
Yugo: Well.... He fucks Yuto 24/7 at 4AM in the morning... The next morning he acts like nothing happened. And now I'm really happy Yuri kicked me out.
(F/N): (Insert reaction here, cause you readers actually have shipping feelings)
Yugo: ....
---SakakiYugo left the chatroom---
(F/N): Well that just happened
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Sorry if you didn't like it, im just really bored and emotionless right now...