Puns pt.2

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Yuya: Is any of your favorite colors red?
Serena: No, not me...
Yuzu: Me, well- not really its pink cause pink is bae. But, I guess I also like red...
Yuya: Ok...
Yuya: Cause I'm....
Yuya: Red-y for Valentine's Day ;)
Yuzu: ITS NOT EVEN  CLOSE TO VALENTINES DAY!
Serena: ITS FUCKING JULY!
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Yuya: Hey guys
Captain: Waddup m8
Yuzu: .....
REIJI: ......
Sora: .....
SHINGO:.........
Yuya: Yuzu, im still red-y.... When will you accept me to be your boyfriend!
Yuzu: YOU STILL REMEMBER THAT????
Yuya: YUP NOW CAN YOU FUCKING PLEASE HUG ME!
Yuya: LET THE FRUITSHIPPING FANS BE HAPPY
-----ExcaliberMika QUITTED stalking this book----
Yuzu: ?..... Book?
Yuya: Ignore her! She's just some fangirl that likes me being a demon and Yuto a prince!
Reiji: Guys I need help...
Yuya: With what?
Reiji: How many keys would a Fire Fist carry around?
Yuzu: .... ( ー̀εー́ ) what?
Yugo: No clue
Ruri: um.... 5?
Shingo: 1?
Yuya: Tenkis....
Reiji: ...... (Only some would understand that)
???: My girlfriend RAYjected me last night :'(
Yuzu: ugh, let me guess her name was Ray?
???: No, Blue Ray.
Yuya: ?
???: Get it, Blue Jay? Blue Ray?
Shingo: Blue Ray DVD?
Shingo:

Yuzu: Oh my god I had one of those....
Shingo: They sucked...
Yuzu: I tried to watch Bonds Beyond Time but it kept rewinding....
Yuya: No, you were sitting on the remote....
Yuzu: ....... 💧
???: Anyways, I guess I'm an official character? Im ZARC
Yuya: HOLD UP AW HELL NAW! NO! NO! NO! YOU SHALL NOT BE ADDED! WE ALREADY HAVE, LIKE WHAT? 21 PEOPLE IN THIS BOOK!
Zarc: ....
???: DONT FORGET ME!!!!
Zarc: .....
???: THE FABULOUS RAY!~
Yuri: Yeah right im the only fabulous one here...
Yuya: Yeah!
Yuto: I have terrible  RAYception I can hardly even read what's going on.... :3
Ray: ...... That's outRAYgeous!
Yuya: OOOOOOHHH!!!!
Yuzu: Guys, we need to throw these puns down the trash Rin.....
Yugo: .... I hate you
Rin: YOU THINK IM TRASH?!?!?!?!
Yuzu: 😒 Its a pun
Rin: Oh, that's PUNderful!
Yuya: ....He....Hehe XD

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