signs as Ashton Irwin quotes -
Aries "all I'm sayin is my dance moves need to be shared with the world"
Taurus "this morning I ate a huge omelette and I don't even like eggs"
Gemini "I'm not dating anyone. I don't even know where I am half the time"
Cancer "do I look like I know how to twerk? im a small blonde boy!"
Leo "things I want to do before I die: ride a whale majestically into the sunset."
Virgo "I just swore.... you can't post this anywhere!"
Libra "I think if you're confusing people, you're doing something different. I love that"
Scorpio "look at this hip gyration!"
Sagittarius "yeah, you can just sniff it.... then accidentally put it in your mouth"
Capricorn "remember kids, don't get emotionally attached to a band. you'll get pregnant and die"
Aquarius "wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog"
Pisces "P.s watching late night TV with cal, and Jennifer Anniston is still so hot"
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