Harry Potter vs Twilight

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”Trust me, darling. The writing is so much better!” Sophie said, looking very sour.

”How can you say the writing is better? All the author writes about Bella drooling over Edward, her clumsiness and the rain. The author uses the same words and references. Joanne, our queen, sometimes uses new words that I didn't know of before. Twilight sucks, especially because it is a bad Vampire Diaries and Buffy the Vampire Slayer wannabe.”

”Okay, you won that one. Bella is a role model. She is a good friend and a good girlfriend. She loves her friends and family so much and she also loves Edward very much!” She was actually trying to make me belive Bella Swan was a rolemodel? Perhaps she was not talking about that Bella. Maybe she was talking about someone else.

”A role model? Are you kidding me? She uses people and she used Jacob. She got pregnant when she was a teen ...”

”How exatcly did she use Jacob, huh?” she interrupted me. Oh please, do not interrupt me while I'm talking about something I'm way too passionate about. ”She made him fall in love with her. She made it seem like he had a chance with him. She made it seem like she needed no Edward, that she just needed Jacob and his pretty body. Then, after he falled for her, she dumped him.” I knew I was right and I knew the internet agreed with me.

”And a role model? Please. In the third book she is graduating from high school, meaning she has to decide which college she wishes to go to, she is not deciding with career pattern she will take, she is deciding nothing at all. She decides if she wants to be a vampire for the rest of her life or not. She also wants to be with the ”love of her love” - oh, and she is like seventeen, sixteen in that book? Perhaps you meet the love of your life at that age, but you're stupid if you marry him one or two years later and get a baby.”

”She loves him so much. She knows he is the love of her life ... -” Oh come on. ”The only thing they've ever talked about is how much they love each other and the danger Edward and his vampire-friends puts her in.” I was leaning up against a wall and she was walking around, trying to figure out what she was supposed to say now.

The wall I was leaning up against was Forever 21's outside door. We had to buy a goodbye-gift to Tanisha and she loved clothes and she really loved Forever 21 - so did I, but I preferred to just buy clothes from any shop that has clothes I like. I tended to wear nerdy clothes; Marvel pants and shirts, Harry Potter clothes and stuff like that.

”Okay, you're right. You've officially made me hate Twilight. God, you're so right! The books are terrible and Bella is, like, the worst role model ever.” I knew she still did not hate Twilight; she just said that because she thought she hated the book series now. But we both knew that when she'd come home later that day, she would look at her posters of Taylor Lautner's body and fall in love with the saga once again.

 SOPHIE'S POV

”We have to make them realize they are destined to be together!” I said. I wanted my best friend and her lover-boy to kiss, get married and eventually have kids. I wanted them to be each others big love and I wanted to hear about their cute little moments. I was obessed, I knew that. I knew that my love for their love was weird, obessive and gross but I just could not help it. I loved them indevidual and I loved them together.

I was sitting in a restaurant with some friends; Jake, Mitchell and Tanisha. All four of us was creating a plan that would help our favourite couple to actually become a couple. I liked hanging out with those three, but there was a reason they weren't my best friends.

Jake and Mitchell were both gamers. Perhaps that was why their best friend was my best friend's lover-boy. Those three often played games together, talked about action movies and cursed at each other. Oh yes, they cursed so much it actually hurt my ears.

Tanisha just wanted to be there because she knew that my best friend likes her and she also wants Jess and Drew to become a couple. We all knew they would turn out to be the cutest couple ever discovered on Earth.

”I have an idea,” Tanisha suddenly said after noone was saying anything for three whole minutes. We were all just eating nachos with cheese and drinking our glasses of soda. After swallowing a nacho, she continued talking. ”We could do the same thing Phoebe and Joey, almost, did. We could set both of them up for a date without letting them know that their date is actually each other!

”So, what you're saying is that Jess arrives at a restaurant or whatever, asks where the table her date is and then finds out that Drew is actually her date?” Jake said, sounding and looking a bit confused, yet so exciting.

”Oh my God! That's a great idea! Tanisha, you're a fucking genius!” I half-screamed and half-fangirled.

JESS' POV

”I heard bitches made you cry at the party,” Sophie suddenly blurted out. I looked at her, feeling the word ”sorrow” was written in my forhead. 

”I cried a little bit. Not much, really, but they did make me cry, yes. They were mocking me and Drew again while we were ...” Should I tell her what we were doing at the party? I did not want her to start fangirling and jumping up and down for five whole minutes. ”Talking,” I finished.

”But you never cry.” She looked confused in that very moment, as if she had never seen me cry before. She had seen me cry a few times before, but I understood why it came as a surprise to her that I was crying because of people mocking me and my friend. ”I know I never cry, Sophe. But I did cry to the party.”

”Well, tonight is gonna be hell of a good night, 'cause you're going on a date, my friend!” she finally decided to tell me. I was going on a date? Me, on a date? My first date ever. The rumors were true; I was a hundred percent a date-virgin. I had never went on a date or anything like that.

”With who?” I asked her. I was quite curious. It could not be Drew because he would never go on a date with me so perhaps it was somebody else. ”It's a blinddate, stupid,” she giggled girly and began walking. I followed her as we continued talking.

”I'm only saying yes because my curling iron finally works again,” I said and smiled. Then she finally fangirled and jumped up and down while walking. ”Yes! I'm gonna make you look so beautiful, sexy, hot, handsome, you know the words!” she fangirled.

I was fucked.

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