{Before I begin this hot mess, I'd like to explain the video above... It's a lab safety video that my Chemistry teacher showed us last year. It made no sense to me and the fucking song pissed me off XD So yeah, that has something to do with Chemistry}
DISCLAIMER: I created all these with my brain and they are bound to be shitty. I am not creative nor can I make jokes. But in dedication to my best friends myvkookies [Someone who loves Chemistry Jokes and Puns as much as I do] and Kitteh_Sahn [Someone who used to tell me cheesy pick-up lines and made some up as well]. LET THE CRINGE FEST COMMENCE!
<~{Jokes & Puns}~>
Q: What did the man say when his dog started to float away?
A: HEEL LIAM!!! [Helium ;)]
Q: Which elements are the coolest of them all?
A: RAD-ium and RAD-on.
Q: What do you call an idiot in Chemistry class?
A: A boron.
Q: Why is potassium the most racist element?
A: Because when you put 3 together, you get KKK.
Q: What do you call your good friend in Chemistry class?
A: Bro-mine.
Q: What do you call a rude element?
A: Bro-MEAN [Because that's the actual way to pronounce it ;) Or at least that's what my Chemistry teacher said]
Q: What do you do to a dead chemist?
A: YOU BARIUM!!
Q: Dude, do you have any sodium hypobromite?
A: NaBrO.
Q: What did Calcium, Oxygen and the Nitrogen twins squeal when they saw Iodine and Lithium holding hands?
A: My OTP has CaNON!!!
I heard Oxygen and Potassium went on a second date... They said it went OK2.
I heard Iodine was making out with Lithium the other day... They really are attracted to each other.
I'm sorry for all for all the bad Chemistry puns and jokes, all the good ones argon ;)
<~{Pick-Up Lines}~>
Are you Chlorine? Because I'm Sodium and we can make a ionic bond together ;)
Do you like Chemistry? Because I got my ion you ;)
Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium hot ;)
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, neon, arsenic, and sulfur? Because you got a FINe AsS ;)
[This is one of the ones I found online but I died reading it XD] I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate - If I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
Honey, are do you consist of fluorine, iodine, and neon? 'Cause you FINe.
If you were oxygen, I'd be caesium so I could get in you and explode!
You must be made of barium and beryllium because you're a BaBe.
And that's all folks, I'm terribly sorry if I made you cringe too much. SO DEEPLY SORRY. HAH BITCH NO. It's your fault for reading it ;) Anyways that's how ya make your grumpy Chemistry teacher laugh and pick up some hot Chemists ;) I actually wanna try using a pick-up on a Chemist in the future XD And see their reaction. If ya want more, I'll gladly create more jokes, puns, and pick-up lines periodically ;) Okay, enough jokes and I'm sorry that this was very short, but I have little creativity... And if ya see anything that looks similar on another website, there's only so many jokes, puns and pick-up lines you can make that are Chemistry related. But anyways BAI FELICIA!!!~ ;)
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