The 101 Series

How To Be "Nice" 101

{^When my mother asks me to be nice to someone I don't know or hate. I do listen to BTS occasionally *cough cough* Almost never unless myvkookies motivates me to. *coughs more* Anyways, I do like BTS but Suga is bae ASDFGHJKL HE'S CUTE AF *coughs* UNLESS IT'S SIN [Jin x Suga]. *coughs more* May do something BTS related in the future ;))) ON TO THE ACTUAL STORY, GUIDE, SHIT THINGY. I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT OKAYYYYY. Dedicated to teh gurl that actually understands my struggle myvkookies}

HELLO [It's meh, your mom ;))] MY LOVELIES!!~ Nope. No. NOPE. I can't do this. *walks away casually*

Director: CUT!!

Makoto: Someone get me a cup of coffee. I can't do this shit.

<~{Five Minutes Later.}~>

Anyways it is I, Makoto, here with another load of shit. [ANOTHER ONE. Okay I'll TRY to stop. No promises ;)] ANDDD TODAYYY. WE ARE LEARNING HOW. TO. BE. "NICE". [Yes in quotation marks.] 101. SO KIDS GET OUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING NOTEBOOKS, GRAB SOMETHING TO WRITE WITH AND LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROADDDD *winks at the audience*

{DISCLAIMER: Why the fuck did I quote "Nice" your asking? Well I'll tell you. I'm known for being cold and cynical. Having said that, in real life I usually tell people my opinion straight up. Well that is if they are my friend. Anywayssss I'm a completely different person with people who aren't my friends. Let's be... Realistic for once. I don't consider everyone a friend. That's reality, got a problem with it? Then get the fuck off of this story/guide/discussion/Idfk my lifu anymore. Only SOME people are my actual friends. And that's life. You meet people that you like and don't like. There are people I pretend to be friends with and I pretend to be "nice" to. Ya see where the quotations are coming from? I'm not genuinely nice to them. I'm only nice to them because I, the heartless bitch I am, find it rude to be mean to someone that's nice to you. EVEN IF YOU HATE THEM. I guess in a way I'm two-faced but eh... Idfk I hardly know my own lifu. Back to the main story, guide thingy}

I HAVE BEEN PUT INTO MANY SITUATIONS WHERE I HAD TO BE "NICE". YES "NICE". IT WAS PAINFUL BUT YA CAN'T JUST RESPOND TO A "HI" BY SAYING "HI BITCH". [Even if ya really want to. LIKE ME IN VARIOUS CASES ;)] Seriously that's unethical. Then again my life is unethical. Sooooo I've always said, "Ya have to be modest and keep your mouth shut even if you wanna say something." I slightly altered it from the actual, THE LEGIT SAYING, "If you have nothing positive to say, don't say anything at all." There are times in your life where you have to be "nice" to someone you hate just for the sake of it. Here are some steps to being "nice" for a while so that you don't snap in front of that person ;)

Step 1: Smile. I mean how difficult can it be *forces a smile badly* If you smile, someone will think you actually like them. Is this right? Not exactly.. I mean in the mere future they'll figure out that you don't actually care about them. But the more important thing is, does it feel right? Now if y'all are a bit of a psychopath like me, then it wouldn't because of the lack of feelings you possess. But I assure you, it will make the other person extremely happy. I remember once there was this guy passing by me on the sidewalk and I merely smiled at him and he smiled as well. Even if you don't like people in general like me, you're better off being "nice" than hurting someone's feelings.

Step 2: Try to find something in common. Like seriously if you don't like them, try to find something both of you enjoy. Like an interest. I have a classmate in school that I'm not very fond of. But she seems to follow me and my social group at lunch. So I found out that she likes Free! Iwatobi Swim Club and Free! Eternal Summer. I do still retch being with her but at least we have something to talk about. Ya know the saying, "TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN!" *whips a clock out the window and smiles*👍👍👌👌 *FAKE COUGH* [FOR THE 100TH TIME] I still talk shit about her to my friends because all of us don't like her rude and self-absorbed personality :D *FAKE COUGH* [ANOTHA ONE. I should really stop. I'm not funny ;)] BUT WHO EVEN CARES?! THIS IS "HOW TO BE 'NICE' 101" NOT "HOW TO BE NICE 101" ;)) KAY?! 👌👌

Step 3: BODY. LANGUAGE. MATTERS. You may be thinking, "But MakotoOoOOoOo it's not like I'm having sex with them so body language doesn't matter." Then I'd say "GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!!" ;) But seriously body language matters in portraying your attitude. LET'S BE REAL MOTHER FUCKERS ;) If ya looked uninterested like not making eye contact, slouching, and fiddling with you hands then the damn person will know you don't give any fucks about them. Have some good posture and good body language. YA KNOW, ACTUALLY MAKING AN ATTEMPT TO CARE. Then people will think you actually care about what they have to say.

Step 4: Be positive. *Fake Cough #281717571718* Coming from the most negative person you'll ever meet in your entire life on this damned planet *inhales then exhales heavily* But still even for a heartless mother fucker like me, being nice to someone can make them happy INSTANTLY. [Not a joke] Unless you're depressed then you should find a hotline to call depending on your area...

Step 5: Referring back to the quote that my Math teacher, Ms Nguyen, said everyday although this was highly ironic because she was SAVAGE AS FUCKKKK~~~ ROASTING KIDS EACH DAY XD. Anyways the quote was, "If you don't have anything positive to say, don't say anything at all." Sometimes you gotta keep your mouth shut so that you don't hurt nobody's feelings.

I hope you enjoyed reading this train wreck writing. As always I enjoyed writing somewhat humorous shit but there are those people who just hate this series *winks at the audience* Wherever you are. I'll murder you in your sleep ;D Until next timeeeee, BAI FELICIA!!~~