I don't actually know why I included that picture of Seb's lips to be honest, but shit does he have nice lips like damn. Anyway, I present to you this piece of shit I wrote at like 3 am and will probably wake up to and just cringe at, but anyway don't expect much from this because it's only 450 words and it's really shit tbh but if you wanna read it be my guest.
If you want me to write an imagine with your name and to choose what would happen, comment and I'll try to write it.
Onto the story!
"How about Beauty and the Beast?"
"Nope." The Winter Soldier said, crossing metal arm over human and shaking his head firmly at the other girl in the room.
"What? Why? Do you not like Disney or something?" She gasped, pretend shocked at the larger male.
"Not really. I'll still let you pick, just, pick a different one,"
James Buchanan Barnes, or more commonly known as Bucky, was sitting on the couch of the girl, Jade's apartment. He had been living with her since the incident with the helicarriers and she felt pity on him after hearing all of his story that he was able to tell, and declared to help Bucky regain the pieces of his memory, and find his old friend Steve Rogers.
"What about Monsters Inc?" she questioned, chocolate brown eyes gazing up to one of her closest friends.
"Isn't that still Disney?"
"Technically it's Pixar."
"Whatever," he replied, rolling his eyes but smiling nonetheless.
"Okay fine then. I have an offer that you cannot refuse."
"Oh really?"
"Yes," Jade answered, grinning at Bucky. "What about Shrek?"
"Oh god no."
"Oh god yes! Remember whose apartment you are in at the moment Barnes." Jades features hardened as she stared straight into Bucky's eyes, hugging the DVD close to her chest.
"Okay then fine. We can watch Shrek. But only because I don't like you getting all serious on me like that."
"That's the spirit!" Jade beamed.
*
"Jade, how many times have you watched this movie?"
"Oh, dude, countless times, I lost count after about sixty I think? Replied Jade, shoving a bowl of popcorn in the sofa crease inbetween her and Bucky, and pressing play on the remote. "It's definitely over the one hundreds though, this movie is some good shit," she said, settling closer into him.
"What is this movie even about anyway? Thanks to the World Wide Web I know who Shrek is, but what even happens in this movie?" The man with the metal arm asked, as he got himself more comfortable on the couch.
"First of all, it's the Internet, you tin man, and second of all shut the hell up, the movie's starting."
A few minutes after, when the opening had finished and the credits started, along with the song, Jade leapt up out of the couch, much to Bucky's surprise.
"What on earth are you-"
"Some," Jade yelled, barrel-rolling off the couch, over the coffee table and into the wall ahead, falling, then promptly getting back up, "BODY ONCE TOLD ME,"
"Jade what even-"
"THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME,"
"Jade can you please-"
"I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEEEDDDD!" She bellowed, followed by a series of inhuman noises coming from her, as she sang along to the infamous Smash Mouth song, All Star.
"Jade why."
