The Sandwich Apocalypse ~ A story of Love, Fight, And Food

Chapter 3 ~

       After a torturous morning I finally got to school. Of course not until I had a tug-of-war with my dog for my tie ( which I lost so I had to bribe her with my lunch to get it back), an argument with the bus driver because when I payed for my fare I supposedly stole his double choc chip muffin. Apparently because of my "stealing offence" he had the right to kick me off the bus? Sadly he did, so I had to walk the full 3 miles to school. Yay. In all honesty, it wouldn't have been to bad if I didn't have to wear these stupid black shoes.

       3 miles later I arrived to school. Only downside was my makeup was all gross and ran down my face so I looked like GaGa, my long brown hair had all fallen out of it's high ponytail and I'm pretty sure I had broken my ankle when I tripped over someones bag when I pased the supermarket. Just my luck though because the persons bag was an extremely hot guy. Surrounded by his extremely hot friends. Attractive much? In fact, I'm surprised they didn't come chasing after me screaming ,"Come back you look so amazing when your all sweaty like a pig!". Sadly that didnt happen. Instead they simply glared at me till I got up and walked off. Moody things. 

Just as reached my schools big, metal gothic like gates I got a text from my loyal best friend.

ALI! WHER DA HELL R U? HURRY UP. JOHNNYS GONN KILL U. xx

    I groaned. I had completely forgotten about Johnny, or 'Mr Johnson' as he prefered. Mr Johnson is our home teacher and science teacher. Which would have been fine if there wasn't a tiny incy wincy problem. He hated us. With a fiery passion. I mean it probably has something to do with the fact that we blew up his computer.... but in our defence, he shouldn't have kept such a dangerous chemical next to his computer whilst me and Lena were around!

RELAX LENA. IM HERE, GIV ME 5! COVR 4 ME xx

    Hey on the bright side, he couldn't hate us anymore so whatever crazy excuse Lena came up with, it didn't really matter. Like last time it was something along the lines of : her dad just discovered a new type of plant that eats people. So she may be a little late because the thing tried to eat her his hand so she had to rescue him and take him to hospital!

    I'm pretty sure he would have believed it. Until he asked her the name of the it googled the supposed plant name which turned out to be a country in India? I still have no idea how the hell that worked out.

    Anyway when I finally got to the dreaded classroom I mentally prepared myself for one of the most dangerous thing that I would probably ever do this year. Stepping into Johnny's classroom 5 minutes late. I took a deep breath as I placed my hand on the cool, metal door handle and pushed it open.

      "Ms Johansen, glad to see you've finally decided to grace us with you presence!" Mr Johnson snickered, glaring at me with his grey eyes.

     My heart thudded but I kept my poker face on, knowing all to well if I showed any signs of weakness he'd squish me like a fly.

    "Morning Sir!" I replied looking straight into his eyes, showing him I wouldn't back down.

    "Now, do enlighten me on why you are late Alysse? Of course, Lena here has already told me but I just wanted to check we're all up to speed," he quizzed still trying to make me crack.

    I could feel my fellow class mates eyes burning a hole into me. God, I swear, with the looks on their face any one would have thought I'd murdered someone! 

   I heard someone cough immediately bringing me back to reality.

  "I, uh, well you see," I stuttered which I quickly realised was a mistake as Johnny ever so rudely interupted me.