Roast Yourself Lyrics

IISuperWomanII

Wuddup everyone, it's Your girl superwoman .In the kitchen, a plate of roasted lilies what I'm cooking.I'm a loud brown girl who's pretty ratchet looking.And if it wasn't for diversity, I wouldn't get no bookings.

I play all of my characters because i have no friends and I'm never looking sexy so my my videos never trend. And when I wipe my beard off, there's always a strip. That ain't no makeup, I need to wax my upper lip.

I shave in the morning, by lunch it grows back. Jump cuts in my edits, make up for what I lack. I say that I'm a rapper but I only have two tracks. My hair is so long that it gets stuck in my butt crack.

I'm always saying eff because I'm so scared of cursing. How girls do this and that, then I'll make a boy version. All these dating topics are a big diversion, so you don't notice that I'm a big old virgin.

You can find my find face on billboards and taxi cabs but I only get views cause YouTube runs my ads . I hate Air Canada so I complain like a child but I still fly with them because I'm getting air for miles.

My toes are never done, so I can never wear sandals. I wear boy jeans to hide my love handles. In fact, I'm kind of a dude, so understand when people say, yo are you that boy superman?!

I walk into auditions, get rejected every time unless they need some promo, then it's my time to shine. Then I get a cameo that only has one line and I'm on screen for less time than I'm in a vine.

I am so single because I always scare guys and my boobs are always sagging, cause I don't know my bra size. I'm really, really awkward if I ever if I ever be girlie. Forever alone, even this beat left me early. *Sigh*shmur