Roast Yourself Lyrics

TheGabbieshow

Yo. Revine for revine. 1.7 million subscribers and I've made this whole thing on Imovie, like not just the video part,like the entire thing,like I had to export the audio file as a video and then bring it back in as a video and then overlay video on top of video cause I don't know how to do shit with audio, it's pretty fuckin pathetic.

Hi! Gabbie.

Hey.

What's up today?

I'm going to roast myself!

That's up to date, not really bitch you're fucking late. Two shitty vids a week too much to plate?

You know damn well what took so long,to come out with this whack ass song. What the fuck are you suppose to do, when you want to join but nobody challenges you? It's lonely and pathetic but I put that on the shelf and I'll challenge myself, to roast myself.

How original, what a surprize.You're dying alone and you can't get guys. Maybe your dating life would be just fine, if you didn't talk about it all the fucking time.

welcome back!

Who the fuck are you talking to bitch? Can't you see no one's even coming back to the shit? you have another channel that nobody watches. Your vlogs got no views like and agnostic.Haven't you noticed all your views slow droppin. Looks like you showstoppers stopped show stoppin.

You hang out with and act like and dress like a teen and your social life only exists on a screen. The fact that you've had the same hair for 8 years doesn't make you appear young to your peers.

Speaking of which, how fucking old are you, again? Your voice sounds like you smoked 2 packs since the day you were 10.

I'm bout to get as cold a damn ice cube, how the fuck did you ever make it big on YouTube?! Take you irrelevant ass back to Vine where people only hate you 6 seconds at a time. You remade so many memes I forgot to mention, your family SAT you down for de-vine intervention.

The Gabbie show! What a fucking genius! Twerk for views, now show more cleavage! Here's some shit to make em flip their lids: make some vids that appeal to kids. Pokemon, ghost stories, tinder dates. Make content that even you would hate. So you can get hella views cause they all relate, the you slap them in the face with some fresh clickbait. If you had fans once you clearly lost them. Now you only make view making out with Shane Dawson.

Its not clickbait if it actually happened!

ok, stop right there before I start snappin. Say you hate drama but try to spin it if that is the case then how you alwaysup in it? Get of your fucking high horse and take some blame, stop exaggerating stories just for money and fame. I don't how to get this through to you. If you're always in drama, the problem is you.

OUH OH It's probably true.

Thegabbieshow, behind the scenes, stuffing your face with Krispy Kreams. Reading comments bout your size. Use chipotle napkins to wipe your eyes. Washing your feelings down with tears.

I'm on a diet!

What for 25 years? I know you diet and tryna be a smaller size but running out of ideas is your only exercise. I'm not the type to give you low blows but the only thing bigger than your thighs is your nose.

You think my nose is big? Oh. Never heard that before.Tell me why your roast sounds like a ten year old commenter.

Gotta admit that's a real good one. Now tell me Gabbie...who'd you steal that from?

I never stole a joke from any of the pros!

 That's a lie that's why you got Pinocchio's nose

OUH! OUCH! OH MY GOD I CAN'T EVEN BE MAD! FUCK THAT WAS CLEVER SHIT! OUCH!

You rehash the same jokes a million times. You did "Me as a parent" so many times it's a crime. ANOTHER STORYTIME bitch now you're just lazy. Even your therapist knows your crazy.

You talk about roommates and Uber rides. You'd keep your nose out of their business but it's hard at that size.

Typical Gab three nose jokes in a row.You're proving my point so i guess i can go.

I'm sorry kid but you've hit your peak. You're your own biggest fan but your content's weak. It's all down hill and your future's bleak. Might as well make yourself show #showstopperoftheweek