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Danisnotonfire

A month with out uploading,he comes back with a tag (oh) that no one even tagged him in he's not a challenge to drag (ouch) so prepare for an attack and by that I mean cringe cause this mother fucker's bout to get dragged by his fringe

First things first you're freakishly tall it's weird you look like a noodle

You're got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you look like a poodle (hobbit)

Throw in a really annoying posh voice and yup that's Dan you're what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slenderman

You procrastinate making videos because being judged scary.So close to being forgotten that hate's imaginary

The only reason you get views cause you're another white guy that people ship with his friend because they think it's kiwaii

Oh? Reasons why Dan's a fail yay!

I'll give you some (*inhale*)
you never tweet
You overeat
All you do is cry and sleep
Your jokes are shitpost and memes with no originality
You're family's sad you flopped your law degree at university
And anything embarrassing that's from your past you just delete
You were vegan for like 3 weeks and what you miss the meat wow I'm so impress by your clear moral integrity
You try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic but can't make toast without tumblr saying you're problematic
(*Inhale*)

I could go on that's more if I checked there's more things on this list than chins in your neck

On your brithday you joked that you were a quarter way to death? A hundred yeah. When getting out of bed makes you out of breath?

So you celebrity crush was J-law now it's Evan-p? Wtf even is you sexuality ?

It's hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry I think its to hide that you're secretly a furry.

*cough*
I'm joking obviously. Okay that went deep. Repress it? Yup! Before I start crying let's wrap this shit up.

I'm gonna go and materbate and cry into a slice of pizza (feelings) shout out to the other youtubers especially Ryan Higa a cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation met with no depreciation its the YouTube Nation.

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*starts crying and then turns off camera*