Roast Yourself Lyrics

Jenna Marbles

It's about to go down
We got beef
Yeah we do
You I don't eat beef but if I did I would like it roasted.

Jenna Marbles, you were cool in 2012, the end. And whether or not you were cool was even questionable then.
When people hear your name that say :"Is she still around? Blast from the past from like middle school. Her career's a lost and found."
Or in the garbage because you're actual trash
You swear too Much, you drink too much. No thank you I'll pass

Your voice is annoying, your videos are boring. You're the only one that thinks your funny, the rest of us are snoring.

Oh yeah? You got a Masters Degree and don't use it. You have to keep your clarinet locked in the closet so you don't lose it.
Hey not cool man, clarinets are easy to misplace, especially when all I look at is that nail mark on your face.

It's a scar. I guess that makes you Mufasa, brother give me your hands I swear I won't toss ya. What the fuck was that a lion King reference can't even trust you to not make it weird for even one second i'm not making it weird you're making it weird.
weird weird weird everything is glue UGG don't even get me started on your music it's the worst for sure and please do the world a favor ya nasty get a manicure.
Other Youtubers have movies and books and what did you make a podcast that sucks. you said you uploading on Wednesdays but you're always a day late and you cry when you masturbate.

Your dogs are ugly that one looks like a rat and the other one on my got is she fat. Well that one looks like a hairy shit is not even a dog it does not even even know how to sit

You're not even good enough at make up to Beauty Guru cause if you were it be funnier than what you do do.

You couldn't even really get the real Twitter account for Jenna marbles yours have an underscore in it.yeah you should grow up and get a job .yeah well family guy made fun of you .
YouTube doesn't love you enough to give you a diamond play button. yeah well you have a radio show because your face is better for radio. You suck at pranks.your wax figure is more entertaining than you are .where is your top lip?that's fucked up.
I watched you bite your own toenail the other day.yeah well you have 16 million subscribers and like maybe a million people will watch it.ha ha!you're most popular video shows that you're actually not good looking at all. I have one thing to say to that this beat sucks because you made it yourself and your hair is stupid.