Good Girls

Day 07

"EVERYBODY WAKE UP!" James screamed in the dormitory at an ungodly hour of the morning. Peter continued snoring loudly, completely deaf James's exclamation. All James got from Remus was a disgruntled grumble. Sirius, however, gave a shout, in his obviously, "I WILL LEAD THE REBELLION MYSELF," and then promPtly fell asleep, which left James thoroughly confused. His objective not achieved, James decided that it useless to keep trying so he crawled back under his Gryffindor covers and before he knew it, he was asleep.
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"Hey, Sirius," Remus said as he shook him awake. Sirius opened his eyes, bleary, and blinked a few times before Remus's face came into focus.
"Wha-?" Sirius tried to ask but Remus clamped his hand over Sirius's mouth. Remus pointed at his eyes to say 'watch'. Then he grabbed his wand off his bedside and crawled on his hands and knees over to James's bed where the messy haired boy was sleeping soundly. Standing over James's head, Remus's sent a stream of ice cold water from his wand onto James's face. The quietness of Gryffindor Tower was shattered by an ear - piercing scream from James which had Remus and Sirius dissolving into gales of laughter.
"What on earth was that for?!" James sputtered as he wiped his face with his sheets.
"We're gonna be late for breakfast," Remus said, innocently.
"Dibs on the bathroom first," Sirius shouted at James as he ran, his bright pink hair flying out behind him.
"OK, Tinker Bell," James called after him. Remus cackled gleefully. Peter, now awake, chuckled.
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After much shouting on Remus's part, all four boys were ready to head down for breakfast without looking like all four of them just crawled out of the loony bin. As soon as the four boys sat down, James started piling bacon and toast onto his plate. Well after everyone was enjoying their breakfast, owls swarmed into the Great Hall. A large and rather angry looking barn owl dropped a piece of parchment onto James's lap.
"What's this?" James asked, holding up the piece of parchment for the other boys to see.
"Well, dear Jamsie, that would be a piece of parchment," Remus answered, "and if you open it, you can read the words that are inside." Sirius almost choked on his bacon.
"Wow, thanks," James rolled his eyes. As the drama queen he was, James cleared his throat and began to read out loud:

'Dearest Marauders,
This lovely week of pranks was brought to you by the Four Horsemen.
Also, James, Marlene would like you to know that Tinker Bell is fantastic choice in nickname.
xoxo,
Lily Evans, Marlene McKinnon, Mary McDonald and Alice Prewett.
Not to mention our fantastic accomplice, Remus John Lupin.'

As he read the above a pie smacked onto his face. "Remfus?!" James shrieked in a muffled voice. The idea of pie in his face overtook the idea that Remus was doing something with girls who were called, The Four Horsemen.
As he had pie in his face he couldn't properly see anything, so, he grabbed the first type of food that was of reach and threw it frantically.
Another pie (which was a mutton pie), smashed into James's t-shirt.
"Who if throfing food at mfe?" James angrily shouted still in a muffled voice.
No one answered his question as no one had threw food at him. But now everyone had thought it was an awesome idea to have a food fight.
In no time food was flying all over the Great Hall. Only the Four Horsemen and Remus were out of the fight.
The fight went for half an hour as breakfast time slowly came to an end. In the last five minutes, Professor McGonagall came into the hall and she was astonished at the mess.
"POTTER! BLACK!" Professor McGonagall shouted, assuming the usual pranksters were behind the mess.
"We didn't do anything!" whined James and Sirius together.
Professor McGonagall turned facing a random student, "Who threw the first food?" "James." the student answered quietly and ran out of the hall.
"Detention Potter!" Professor McGonagall loudly reprimanded.
"But-"
"I will take no more nonsense from you, Potter." Professor McGonagall sternly interrupted James's explanation. James groaned.
"Everyone who is covered in food go and shower then go to class." she said and headed out of the hall.
Everyone filed out of the hall. The people who had been covered in food walked grudgingly into their respective common rooms to get cleaned up in their dormitories.
Everyone who was due at History of Magic class at the time, filed into the classroom.
Unusually, Professor Binns was not in the classroom. Everyone chatted waiting for the ghost professor.
Sirius was just about to talk to the marauders when a book slapped him in the face. He frantically tugged at the book for it to come lose but it stayed stuck on his face.
"I am going to kill the person who threw that book at me!" he yelled hoarsely. He grabbed a book to throw. Some pages flew off the book but Sirius caught those also and threw the book plus the pages.
These books also started a fight. Books and papers flew all over the place making another mess. In this fight also the Four Horsemen and Remus were not participating.
Again, Professor McGonagall came into the classroom and was astonished to find the classroom untidy and messy.
"Potter. Are you asking for another detention?" flared Professor McGonagall.
"I didn't do anything." James whined innocently.
"Who did it then?"
"You don't trust me so don't ask me." James abruptly ended.
Again, Professor McGonagall randomly turned and asked, "Who threw the first book?"
"Sirius." said a boy.
"Detention Black." Professor McGonagall said and turned to the whole class, "The reason I came here in the first place was because Professor Binns is going to meet her relatives who are in Hogsmeade. They have come from a long distance so he decided to go to Hogsmeade instead." she finished and walked out of the class.
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hey,
who doesn't love a food fight? especially with an angry McGonagall. lol
comment any questions you have. or you can pm me.
Book is almost done guys!
(The reason it's over is coz Lily gave the girls only a week (7 days lol) off to do their pranks. So....)
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Axx