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sugarcoatmotorboat: the photos look amazing. thank you so much for helping me out.
lei.owyang: anytime.
sugarcoatmotorboat: really?
lei.owyang: that's just something people say. :p but yeah. anytime.
sugarcoatmotorboat: really really? like, if i suddenly got really inspired and wanted to take more pictures on, for example, friday four p.m. at the park under that tree with the yellow flowers, would you be in?
lei.owyang: idk... it sounds so hypothetical... i can't wrap my head around concepts that abstract...
sugarcoatmotorboat: ha. ha. you so funny.
lei.owyang: you so desperate.
sugarcoatmotorboat: but you should see the pictuRES!! THEY'RE FUCKING RAD AND I THINK I'M GETTING ADDICTED TO PHOTOGRAPHING THINGS THAT AREN'T PLANTS OR ATTACHED TO MY OWN BODY. PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP? I'LL SEND YOU THE PICS WHEN I'M DONE EDITING, YOU'LL SEE.
lei.owyang: i never said i wasn't in though. and editing??
sugarcoatmotorboat: yassss, thank youuu!! and yeah, editing.
lei.owyang: you're editing me?
sugarcoatmotorboat: whoa, no, not like displacing your head and giving you dd's. i'm just toying with the temperature and everything.
lei.owyang: oh. dd's though?
sugarcoatmotorboat: on anotherrrrrr note, i've got these mind-blowing ideas for friday.
lei.owyang: like what? and don't you have friends to go out with on fridays?
sugarcoatmotorboat: yeah, they're called lei and we're gonna do some photography shit.
lei.owyang: we're not friends though.
sugarcoatmotorboat: we've been talking for three weeks? you dipped your head in my pond? afTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH, LEI, WHYY
lei.owyang: three weeks? really? felt like three days.
sugarcoatmotorboat: time flies when you're having a good time.
lei.owyang: i think it doesn't really feel like a real real friendship 'cause we've only met twice and you don't know like what my shoe size is and where i live and what laolao smells like and such?
sugarcoatmotorboat: i've got so much to say.
lei.owyang: you always do. :p
sugarcoatmotorboat: read it in a really dramatic voice, 'kay? don'T I MEET THE STANDARDS FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP™?!? ARE THERE EVEN STANDARDS FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP™?!?!? I BET YOU'RE A SIZE 5!!! BUT I'M NOT GOOGLE MAPS?!?! AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES YOUR GRANDMA SMELL OF???
lei.owyang: i really am a size 5????
sugarcoatmotorboat: of course. i'm a witch.
lei.owyang: do that one more time and i'll burn you.
sugarcoatmotorboat: you're such a sweety pie!
lei.owyang: and laolao smells of saggy bouquets.
sugarcoatmotorboat: why not. the weatherforecast for friday's looking really bad tho. my place again instead of the park?
lei.owyang: if that's okay with your parents.
sugarcoatmotorboat: it is, no prob.
lei.owyang: i really don't want to bother though.
sugarcoatmotorboat: it's fine, don't you worry.
lei.owyang: and would you, like, be able to take the pictures at my place?
a/n: forgot to update yesterday! sorry loves <3
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Teen Fictionone awkward teen gal, one mexican painter with a unibrow, and one boy who likes to take pictures of chalk. strangeness ensues.