phone covered in pop corn crumbs
leander dessen: some of you have probably noticed i've changed my name on here, so for those who are wondering: nope, not a joke, that's what it says on my id card. also, i want to apologise to lei owyang for being an asshat, and lastly, below you can find the link to my photography account, for those who like that kind of shiz. leander leander
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jean tomms: got hacked or something, bro? lmfao
gabrielle du fontaine: never been more confused in my entire life. what's this supposed to mean, andy?
mauro gomez: i bet u drinking
lei owyang: i'm still pissed off but this is quite impressive.
leander dessen: please please please forgive me, i've been missing my model like crazy.
jean tomms: so chingchong's you're model?
lei owyang: *your
lei owyang: at least chingchong can spell. xoxo
leander dessen: leave her the fuck alone, you fucking tortoise.
lei owyang: i can't explain how much i've missed you calling people that.
fattouma abdelnour: one time he called me a fucking lamp shade. 10/10 would recommend. what's with the sappy apologies though?
leander dessen: i've been a dick to you too, i'm so sorry.
mallory fitzpatrick: you know private messages exist, right? reminds me of my grandparents planning family dinner on my aunt's timeline lol
leander dessen: i don't give a shit. and if you don't like, don't look.
maría paula gutiérrez: those flower pictures and everything are gorgeous. do you do shoots? my sister's still looking for someone who can take her quinceañera pics.
leander dessen: okay wow, i'd love to. thank you so much.
maría paula gutiérrez: she'll be so happy. :) you can message my mom ana jaramillo to talk payment and everything.
leander dessen: woah, payment??
fattouma abdelnour: next thing you know he's living on a yaucht.
lei owyang: i've always wanted to go on a cruise.
jean tomms: oh, chinese people and cruises.
leander dessen: get off of my status, you fucking doorknob.
fattouma abdelnour: one of your best so far, 11/10.
lei owyang: you guys want to go see a movie tonight? (still pissed tho so you'll have to carry my bag and buy me my body weight in pop corn.)
leander dessen: 'd love to.
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