BETTER STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE STREET. I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT.

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I HAD A DREAM.
BUT WAS ONE IF THIS WEIRD ONES. REALLY WEIRD.

so I was church and my friend emmi was for some reason there and we both left the room we were in to go to a different one AND WE LEFT AT THE SAME TIME, BUT FOR SOME REASON I GOT OUT THE ROOM AND EMMI WAS THERE EATING PANCAKES.

me: woah emmi how did you that and where did you get pancakes?
*looks up*

Emmi is suddenly sitting at another table with Mikey and this other girl, WHO STARTED OUT TALL AS HECK BUT WAS SHRINKING THROUGH OUT THE DREAM.

Me: oh hi Mikey. Wait why are you wearing that shirt you haven't worn in for like two years, and why is your Hair Not in a ponytail? And WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE DIRECTION WRIST BANDS ON?

mikey: sshhh pay attention. its school orientation.

Me:wait why is school orientation in my church

Mikey: shh the instructor is coming

*instructor walks in WITH SOME KIND OF BABY ELLIOT IN HIS HANDS* (just imagine one of your friends as a bobble head being carried by your gym teacher)

The instructor was dressed like Patrick in the irresistible music video)

me: okay but wait why does he look like a mix of Pete and Patrick. That is the worst thing I have ever seen.

Mikey :shh don't be rude. Pay attention.

Umm, let's just call ne instructor peterick cause why not?

Peterick : *kicks that one shrinking girl out because she is now 2 feet and "too short to be exepted" *

Also peterick : OK so let's go over our rooms..

Me: wait why do we have rooms what about lockers?

Mikey : we have both

Me: wait for what do we lockers in our rooms or rooms in our lockers or...

Peterick :.... And that's where the sauna in your room is...

Me: oooo we have saunas in our rooms?

Mikey : for the love of dizzly do geesus chris, pay attention!

Peterick :..... And that's how you pull the midgets out...

Me: wait WOT? OUT OF THE SAUNA....?

mikey : no. The laundry piles in the sauna.

Emmi: *has some how turned into gerard way on pancake mountain*

Me: WOT? This doesn't make sense.

Mikey: of course it doesn't

Me: am I like dreaming...?

Mikey : no duh, took you long enough. Now wake up and go do your homework. Its due in an hour you know. And why did you imagine me in this shirt. I hate this shirt.

Me: Oh wow I slept longer than I thought. I'll wake up before you start yelling at me to pay attention.

*actually wakes up*

*remembers that I actually have homework to do and its due in an hour*

wHaT tHE hEcK mInD ?

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