When the Cows Freeze in the Fields, DON'T MAKE THEM SWEATERS
This is the first step in the cows plan. You see, in the middle of the night, half the herd will leave the feilds and be replaced by cow decoys. Frozen cow decoys if I am to be exact. This will take place with every herd of domestic cows. Then the farners will make it known that everyone must make sweaters for all these "poor" frozen cows. All the factories currently making clothes for people will make clothes for the cows. Thus completeing step one in world dominiation.
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The End Of The World As We Know It
HumorThis is my theory about how the world will leave thip grip of human kind. Call me crazy, because I am. 8D
