When the Cows Freeze at Night, DON'T MAKE THEM SALAD
With all the humans already creating clothing for every bull, cow, and calf the creatures commonly reffered to as cows can move on to the next step in their world domonation plot. Food. In the middle of the night, as with step one, half of every herd worldwide will escape, leaving dead cow decoys in their places. Only this time, they will be starved cow decoys will be left. Once again farmers will make this known and all the resturaunts and factories that one made us food will begin making gourmet meals for the cows. Thus allowing them to move onto step three.
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The End Of The World As We Know It
HumorThis is my theory about how the world will leave thip grip of human kind. Call me crazy, because I am. 8D
