When the Cows seem Parched, GIVE THEM NO DRINK
Seeing as steps one and two will be completed in the cows evil plot, they will begin... STEP3. As done before, half of every herd will flee in the night and be replaced with dead cow decoys. Only now, instead of frozen or starving cows, ranches and farms will awaken to discove parched cows laying among their fields. On television screens everywhere the urgent news bulliten will read 'Nourish our Cows!'. Thefore anyplace ot company that originally made drinks for humans will turn their aims towards making luquid refreshment for cows. Thus, step three.
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The End Of The World As We Know It
HumorThis is my theory about how the world will leave thip grip of human kind. Call me crazy, because I am. 8D