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neighbors?!?!??!??!

I q, just your average 16 year old blonde with blue eyes and white skin and very skinny and pretty with lipstick and eyeshadow pink.

I live next to my neighbor, Jacob Sartorius.

He is 16 to but looks younger LOL but he is 16 I'm telling you he is!!!!!!!! I'm not joking!!!!!! he is not 12!!!!!!!!!!!!

so Jacob and eye have been neighbors since like forever haha he always let me come play to his house one time we play station together and he fall asleep on my lap!!!!!! 

but Jacob is very bad one time I was going to my house from school and saw Jacob and he was with a girl and he was PUSHING HER onto wall and I was like um????????????????? but I did not say nothing becaus ???????????

obviously I starte cryin but idk why tho?

Jacob notice me and he was like oh no Kylie Cecillia Skyler the Third is it u??????

so I go home and to my room and bed and start tears stream down my cheek and my mascara is coming of

then I see Jacob thru window and I'm like omg!!!!, it's him!!!!!!

he jump thru the balcony LOL

he come to my room althu window was locked Zlol my house is so safe :)

he say:

CeeCee Grogeous Pamela O!!! (that is my nick name my real name is Kily Cecilia styler the third)

and I was like oh no and tried to hid my painful tears...................

I kno ur secret!!! he say

(author not: idk what Ceecee Gorgeous Pamela O secret is but preten is their ok)

oh no he kno [my srcetrt]

so then he say that I have to be his slave if I want him to keep his mouth shut!!!

tears stream down my face. my chest feels tight and I feel a knot in my throat. my blue orbs shiny with tear water and I am sad.

"so my first job to u as my slave ;)" Jacob say, smirking "is for u to be my gf!"

even tho Jacob is groges with green orbs.... brown hairs... I do not lov .him I think,

I only consider him as bf (bes fren) and don't want to ruin me relationship????!!!!!!! help me I'm poor :(