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dan n fil

DAN POB

I was @ musik stoar wen I see muse disk. I lob thet band muse. I rich out me hand to greb de disk butt insteak of disk me toush an hand :O. de hend iz nais n sopht n smol. .

I LUk at parson of hend "yo dis disk main I lob muse I'm fil latester' I LUk @ blu orbs of fil thay r lyk de sky............ I hab extential krisis n I FAINT!

I woke down in ospital werring ospital clodes . necst to my is fil. "omg u awoke? its I,, Fil Latester. who r u? u faint I breng u hear :)"

Dan: im dan hoewhale .thx m8 4 brengen my hear c;

Fil: of coarse , . u r so Kute I had 2 :

me bluch...... fil kute to :o butt me not gay .

Fil: so r u ok or?

Dan: ye lets get down of hear,
me ok

fil: ok lets go to nand'os

Dan: ok

I LUk at blu ayes of fil hi so kute.... butt me no gay

den we r in nandos we ordar bqq shycken it gud

me get alot of bqq sos in me lips but me don now

fil: lol u got bqq in ur lips

Dan: o Riley

I tri to waip it of but no gud

fil: hear let my halp u ;)

him tumb touch me lip, a shiever runs thru ma spain......

fil: ther u go kutie

NO HIM DIDNO JUST :O o: ....................

me tri to pley kul

Dan: u lyk d fud?

fil: is ok

Dan: noise

fil: btw I bogt u d muse disk

him give my d muse disk

dan: thx fil...... u soch noise guy

fil: enytime.....

ther is an owkwerd sailence wen FIL GREBS D DISK :O

or hand touch he take the disk awaym;(

Fil: il giv u dis next taim we meat ;)

me hert skips 2 bets is not helthy.... i phil Lyk m gointa dye :(

well ther b a next taim?