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neighbots????!?!?? part 2

so Jacob was like "haha u like me right???" but idk what to answer bc I don't want to ruin the relationship!!!!!!

so I wa alike no but I will be ur gf if you keep your moth shut!!!

so day next we went to school and everything was fine but then some book drop and Jacob was like "lol pick that up slabs!!!" and I start cryin a

tears stream down my face

the days go bye

suddenly a new transfer student from Mexico transfers to my school

"hola señorit" he say smokin a tortilla

(author not: LOL I promside not racist:) just that I like stereotypes so much ha ha:))

I grab his guacamole hat and eat some nachos in the fiesta bc it's 5 de mayo

(author not: steareotypse so funny to me ha ha :))

"tea amo, seńoritA" he say with an accent and I'm like wot he say lol what is that language of the poor??!

so I'm like "heh so your Mexican? lol so how's Latin America? I heard Mexico is actually all of Latin America lol"

(author not : I was jk!! I know Latin America or whatever also has like Brazol and Columbia and soifa vergara and tortilla XD)

"... Me atraen las idiotas, seNorita"

so then

Jacob come in and he push Mexican Guh in the guts!K!!!!,

"qué te pasa??" the Mexican dud say but idk what he say lol.

"Who are you?" say my prince Jacob.

"I'm Francisco Del Valle De Las Rosas Del Guadalupe Guatemala" he say. "And I'm here to steal you're girl!!!!!,"

CLEF

HUNGER