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1' how u sow amozong?11!1!
undswer: im my :)

2" y dos thes hav 2 reetch 30 queshions????
undswer: beecuss I disreve at list 30 kestions :)

3. How can I write like you?
undswer: sweaty tri usin prepper gramar den well chalk :)

4/ How do I rite as gud az u
undswer: rewires naturel telent n de abiliti of bein my :)

5& how 2 rite liek u???
undswer: deficult kestions.... I live it too youre imegination :)

6( how u stay up all nite n rite brite lites friegt??
undswer: yes .

7~ Hoe culd author do diz 2 pure gurl? Abuse!
undswer: it's ol a worck of friction not tru live ebents :)

8, Clefhangar! Arthor! Y u du dish?
undswer: beecuss it ads volume to buk :)

9@ how 2 moiv da sun!1?1!!//222
undswer: fers off ol u grab the son den u twist youre wristt so grabitetionel fiction anergy hapen :)

10$ Who taught you how to spell?
undswer: sweaty not u defiantely :)

14£ Um how iz de lil human bornz? U c that I iz 7 and I hide from mum so iz coukd red de lims
undswer: yets ok . fers it start width a 27yo mum. preheat de oven @ 350*C n wait four mum to kool up. ad mum interstins in oven. when mum say interestin hurt beecuss it hut den the dad come Der and give mum spectial kizz whidth mackes a smol bol of sqin apear in da oven
than u wait four smol Bol of sqin to boil for 9min to 9mon .
if baby powder was aded cortectly babe we'll be burnt/bornt. than when it hot mum takes out babe out of oven w help of spectialists col doctorets. if babe powder not aded cortectly babe not bornt ok. hop dis halps (:

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