Astrology

The signs as funny things my friends have said

Aries: Wednesday was Tuesday

Taurus: How do deaf people hear their thoughts

Gemini: I have more pictures of my dog than myself

Cancer: Why cry about math when you can cry about your fave

Leo: It still laughs me every time

Virgo: Well agree a little harder!

Libra: I want my kids to be children

Scorpio: What do u mean they're dead

Sagittarius: I need like 5 more typos to make

Capricorn: It's raining on one side of the house

Aquarius: I think I farted like 23 times

Pisces: My red is nose

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