Astrology

Petty reasons they broke up with you

Petty reasons they broke up with you

Aries: You can't watch scary movies. "What was that noise?" "My leg."

Taurus: You couldn't kiss. "Was that a kiss? That felt like my dog."

Gemini: You replied too slow. "How long has it been?" "Two minutes."

Cancer: You have no fashion sense. "Can you at least dress like you want to look good?"

Leo: You walked too slow. "Why do you like impersonating turtles?"

Virgo: You didn't let them wear your things. "Can I wear this?" "No, give it back."

Libra: You got an ugly haircut. "One man's hair is another man's wig."

Scorpio: You smacked your lips as you ate. "You sound like a porn I'd never want to watch."

Sagittarius: You have attachment issues. "You aren't a paperclip, and we don't belong together."

Capricorn: You didn't give them belly rubs. "You're not a dog. Why do I have to give you belly rubs?"

Aquarius: You didn't smell good. "Are you my boyfriend or are you a dumpster?"

Pisces: You walked like a T-Rex. "If I wanted to see a dinosaur exhibit I would have went to a museum.

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