Supernatural Oneshots

It's n0t a phase, Sam! GAWD!1!

(A/U where everything is the same but Dean wears emo clothes and makeup)

"DEAN! HURRY UP! THIS MONSTER ONLY FEEDS ONCE EVERY 100 YEARS! WE HAVE TO GO NOW!" Sam shouted to Dean, who had been in the bathroom doing his makeup for two hours.

"ONE SECOND I'M ALMOST DONE WITH MY EYELINER! JUST GO TO THE IMPALA! OKAY I'M READY!" shouted back Dean.

As Dean walked into the bunkers library where Sam was waiting for him, Sam started giggling.

"What's so funny? Is my eyeliner smudged?????? PLZ TELL ME IT ISN'T!"

"No it's not. Its just," Sam stopped to laugh some more, "never mind."

When they got in the impala, Dean popped in his favorite band, Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend, hit song Problem. As he did this, Sam put in his headphones for he couldn't stand the bands music. 

When they got to the forest where the monster has been seen with its victims, they heard a scream. 

"NOW, DEAN! LET'S GO! IT CAME FROM OVER HERE!" shouted Sam, loading his pistol.

"I'M COMING, I'M COMING! GIVE ME A BREAK!"

As the two boys started running, Sam couldn't help but notice how slow Dean was. 

"COME ON, MAN! WE NEED TO GO! WE ONLY HAVE 45 MINUTES TILL MIDNIGHT!" shouted Sam.

"SORRY, BRO, NEW SKINNY JEANS. THEY AREN'T STRETCHED OUT YET!" Dean shouted back.

Sam groaned and slowed down a bit so Dean could catch up with him. 

When the brothers heard footsteps, they paused to look around. They soon saw a teenage girl creep out from behind a tree, obviously terrified. 

Sam ran up to her and held her, asking if she was alright.

"It's okay, it's okay. My brother here is gonna take you back and we're gonna help you."

"I... I don't see a brother anywhere." stuttered the injured girl.

Sam scanned the area to see that Dean had stopped about fifteen feet back and was on his phone.

"DEAN! GET OVER HERE!" shouted Sam.

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MCRX THING IS BECAUSE I'M REALLY CONFUSED! IF MCR IS GETTING BACK TOGETHER I'M GONNA CRY OMG XD!"

"DEAN!  THIS GIRL IS INJURED! BRING HER TO SAFTEY! AND NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE MCRX THING IS! JUST HELP HER!"

"Ugh, fine." groaned Dean, walking over to the girl and Sam.

"It's gonna be okay, I promise," whispered Dean to the girl as he carried her back to the Impala, "but question."

"Wha... what is it?" she said.

"Do you know what's happening with MCR because honestly I am so confused. LOL XD!"