Supernatural Oneshots

MOTH MAN

"Sam. I think I got a possible demon case in LA."

"Lemme see."

"So there's this dude, he calls himself SocialRepose. He's definitely a demon and he's not scared to show it. JUST LOOK AT HIS VIDEOS!" shouted Dean.

Once Sam got over to were Dean was in the bunker, he hit play.

"JUST LOOK AT THOSE EYES! IF THAT'S NOT A DEMON I DON"T KNOW WHAT IS! IT'S SOME KIND OF MOTH MAN DEMON!" shouted Dean who had been desperate for a case.

"Okay, Dean, I guess we can go check out the moth man demon, but I feel like he's just one of those goth kids." said Sam, positive it was just some kid trying to be alternative.

"Well he's got something he's calling a "meet up" planned in Texas. What do you say we go check it out?" Dean asked his brother.

"Man, we can't just go there ourselves. We'll look creepy. We need a teenager."

"Where the hell are we gonna find a teenager?"

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"Guys, do I really have to do this? I have no idea who this "SocialRepose" dude is." Claire Novak complained from the back of the Impala.

"Yes, Claire, you do. We can't just walk into some - what are they called - youtubers meet up thing alone! We need some sort of kid and you're the only one we know." said Dean.

"Ugh fine." groaned Claire.

"Just pretend you're some sort of superfan, it shouldn't be so hard! Just read up on him. Here take my phone and google him." said Sam, handing her his phone.

"I guess I'll read up!"she sarcastically exclaimed 

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"Everyone have their antiposession necklaces and tattoos?" asked Dean as they pulled into the parking lot of the meet up.

"Yup." said Claire and Sam.

"Whelp, then let's go exorcise some demons!" exclaimed Dean with a cocky smile on his face.

As they walked through the parking lot, Sam, Dean, and Claire all felt very uncomfortable. People with wings and painted black necks and arms were everywhere.

"This is a freak show if I've ever seen one." Sam whispered to Dean.

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After a boring hour of waiting in line, the trio was finally almost at the front. 

"You ready to be the biggest SocialRepose fan ever, Claire?" asked Dean. 

"I guess so. I mean, I might not be the best actor but let's do this!"

"Remember the plan, Claire?" Sam asked.

"Yup. I ask a few questions while you touch him with silver on the back of his neck and Dean whispers the exorcism."

"Good! Oh wait we're up next," said Dean, "You ready?"

"I guess." Claire said, taking a deep breath.

"Hi guys! Anything you want me to sign or any questions?" asked SocialRepose.

While Sam and Dean started discreetly doing everything, Claire started asking fake questions.

"So, how do you get your eyes like that? I've always wondered cause the first time I watched your videos I thought you were a demon or something!"

"Actually, they're just contacts! Sorry for the scare! Do you want a picture or something?"

Claire shot some "oh shit" eyes to Dean and Sam, cueing them to stop.

"I guess! Let's all pose!" exclaimed Claire.

After their picture, Sam and Dean started talking.

"Well that was a bust!" exclaimed Dean.

"Who the hell would wanna look like a demon?!" asked Claire.

"I told you it was just some goth kid!" exclaimed Sam.

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OK SO 

1: I KNOW THIS IS KINDA SHITTY SORRY

2: I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST SOCIALREPOSE I JUST THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUNNY.