Castiel was on a mission. A serious mission heaven had sent him on.
He was going to
TOUCH
THE
BUTT.
Cas wasn't on a mission to touch just any butt though. He was on a mission to touch Dean's booty, which he had admired for years.
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The time was perfect. Dean was standing, his back to Castiel. Now it was Cas's time to
MAKE
HIS
MOVE!
Castiel creeped up behind Dean on his tip toes. He took a deep breath and then he did it.
HE
TOUCHED
THE
BUTT.
Cas started giggling and before Dean could turn around, he teleported to heaven.
When he got to heaven, all of the angels were giggling like five year olds.
"Did you do it, Castiel?" asked Naomi, who is the one who sent him on this mission.
"I did it." said Cas, smiling like an idiot.
All of the angels then burst into laughter and started chanting "DES-TI-EL! DES-TI-EL!"
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